"Did you, by any change, know, that I, too, like pizza? Have I told you that pizza is my favourite thing? Just so we're clear, pizza. Best thing ever."
And s/he's just crouched there, right next to the pizza, making broad remarks about tastes? I've had cats who would have demonstrated their enjoyment of pizza by grabbing a slice and running off with it.
I got a lot of exercise in those days, chasing after them and shouting "YOU GIVE THAT BACK" --
"I like pizza too..."
"No, you don't. You don't like pizza."
"Yes, I like pizza too, give me pizza."
"No, you don't. You're not having any."
"But I like pizza. I want pizza!"
"Fine. Here is a piece of pizza."
Sniffs pizza.
"I don't like pizza." walks away.
Jeez!
No you have cat food because I'm not going to see you get pancreatitis and have a $2000 vet bill or they state it's time to put you down! Just keep looking! 🤫
I also allow my animal who steps in and around their own feces right next to my food. Especially on the lid so when I flop it closed it imbues my food with fecal matter.
"Try the white one. If you can't make it that far, go for the bedspread in the main bedroom, right next to the pillows. No, do it ON the pillows! You get a much better reaction that way."
My dog would have grabbed it and ran. He’s a pizza monster finding pizza crust in every space as we walk (we’re in a beach resort area & people are way too casual about throwing food around)
Oh man! That looks like a great pizza! I am now living in the world of no real pizza and it makes me a little sad. Not having to deal with winter helps a lot tho.
When I order pizza, there are three eager faces suddenly surrounding me. The two doggies are polite. The kitty just walks over and helps himself to bites. If I try to push him away, I get swatted. If I get distracted, he grabs the entire piece and takes it back to his bed.
Seriously, don't let them. Pizza often contains onion, which is poisonous for cats. Garlic is even worse. They cause breakdown of red blood cells, and insufficient oxygen. There are also other things that have dangers. Cats may get away with it but no one wants to put their kitty at risk.
Cats. All so different. I had two that only wanted people food. Now we only want cat food but none the same two days in a row. Pizza probably much better for cats.
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Lil' guy knows what's good.
Note: Just remove any excess salt from them.
I got a lot of exercise in those days, chasing after them and shouting "YOU GIVE THAT BACK" --
"I like pizza too..."
"No, you don't. You don't like pizza."
"Yes, I like pizza too, give me pizza."
"No, you don't. You're not having any."
"But I like pizza. I want pizza!"
"Fine. Here is a piece of pizza."
Sniffs pizza.
"I don't like pizza." walks away.
Jeez!
"I like to puke up pizza. Which couch looks cleanest?"
"Heh heh heh -- "
i am nothing but a slave to my feline overlord
Do I like pizza?
I like biscuits.
Is pizza biscuits?
No Anchovies?
“I’ll be relieving you of some of your chicken wings too sir”
Don't say doge, I'm your boss cat!