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slightestwind.bsky.social
writing the words to the worst love song you've ever heard ||🔞|| 🏳️‍🌈 || uk || 35 || they/she || https://linktr.ee/captainolimar
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I'm proud of YOU!! plan that party 😌😌😌 celebrate yourself!
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I mean they're staying at isolated cabins in the off season can't imagine there's any risk of accidentally meeting the love of your life while you're at relationship rock bottom and completely emotionally unprepared for a new one to start. Right???
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Oh please go ahead!!
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Honestly I can't eat chocolate anymore and I miss it SO MUCH Easter is gonna suck 😭
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Listen I love you guys but you don't need to um actually I promise I already know about Mardi Gras and other fat Tuesday traditions I'm poking gentle fun at the multiple Americans completely baffled by pancake day
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I CAN'T though I'm too completionist
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The smoke alarm has gone off four times and the cat is licking spilt batter off the floor. Stede's fancy crepe pan is Unsalvageable. And he's never been more in love than he is right now.
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also stede's varying levels of exposed titty, but that's always relevant, whatever the project
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I would LOVE THAT 😌
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Call it the floating market or smth
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I always recommend cross stitch as a relaxing brain-mostly-off hobby, if you use Aida it's so difficult to truly mess up, and there are SO MANY fun patterns and kits out there to try!
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Okay maybe it's less a "cold harbor theory" and more "based on canon knowledge + theory (redacted), if cold harbor turns out to be [redacted] I will be very 🫠🫠🫠"
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terra nil!!!
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Today's cold sun was INVIGORATING. I've had the windows open! I've spring cleaned! The season depression has quite frankly disappeared 😌
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i would LOVE that if you are willing to overlook my absolute dedication to not bothering with real world accuracy with any fic i write 😂
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Mr Em just had his morning cup of tea in the ginger mug and gave it the double thumbs up of approval so SUCCESS. I made a FUNCTIONAL THING!!!
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It's such a wild reminder that half of ceramics is unpredictable chemistry, BC that blue is what happens when you put the teal-y green from top right over white 😂
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Thank you I'm so pleased with them all!! Half can't believe they all survived but so happy they did!
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small felted seabird one day i will have one of you 🥺
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Yess!! 2 and a half years and just over halfway done 😂
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Also an unholy amount of rhubarb hair getting stitched into this, she's decided it's her new favourite nap spot whenever I dare leave it unattended for thirty seconds or more, and who am I to stop her
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Counter: what if you let me plan it so it's a good fic (won't be speedy tho) 😌
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10k on your desk by tomorrow? That's usually the demand 😂
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Babe much as I adore your ongoing enthusiasm for me let's focus on the giant skeleton and the horses first 😂
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My brand is aggressive nature loving fics this will be my legacy 😌