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slightlycaustic.bsky.social
I smiled and waved. Married Mom of two adults. Pro Vaccine, all of them. Anti Conservative, all of them. Cat lady. Canadian.
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It may not be cool or hip in some circles, but we legitimately do need a massive amount of people to run for office. Flood the school boards, councils, county seats, state legislatures, Congress, etc. Big changes at the top happen when the ground shifts at the bottom. And that can start now.

the government isnt functioning properly why do i have to

if only i could harness the monsters in my brain and point them at the bad guys this would all be over so quick

We’re still investigating but it appears someone used our WiFi to start a war with Björk

My mom said she would come stay with us for a couple months if she can bring her cats. I was like absolutely while my husband and son aren’t really too onboard on with living with 8 cats. 😅

Wise man…

The only qualified person Trump ever hired was Stormy Daniels

The best way to avoid wasting good money on expensive binoculars or telescopes is by simply standing closer to the object that you wish to view. Tune in tomorrow for another secret the Illuminati don't want you to know.

Strong statement by retired Rear Admiral Mike Smith, President of NSL4A: "National Security Leaders for America strongly condemns the removal of senior military officers without just cause. ... Removing experienced leaders with meritorious records weakens the force and emboldens America’s enemies."

River Side Trivia: Footage from our buffet has been featured in five different “America’s Obesity Crisis” segments on ABC’s World News Tonight.

I just want to be as optimistic as the rusty motel sign off the old highway that says COLOR TV

my carpet is beige & my drapes are ecru, in answer to your question

If I had any I would call my bangers feed bangers a gongers get it onners

I’ll do a roundhouse kick in a rectangular apartment idgaf

opened this and it was just a Bluesky invite code and a pack of Parliaments???

I’m not really an Asshole. But I do cheer for the bull in bullfighting because right is right.

“This isn’t my first rodeo.” - Person who’s at their first rodeo but doesn’t want the rodeo fandom to think they’re uncool

Conservative Politicians count on people having the memory of a goldfish. It’s the only way hashtag politicking works. Be better.

Sorry I opened my mouth to say something encouraging and the sound that came out was like a serpentine belt snapping. I'll get that looked at right away

Me: time to get up to some “good trouble” and save democracy Me: *likes a few posts, makes tomato soup*

Remember, kids: it's always just and right to punch a Nazi in the face or dick

I don't want to find a new job, I want to go to sleep under a tree for a thousand years

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Random Reply Guys.

Trudeau pitches high-speed rail, putting surprising new decarbonization options on the table Time to stop the regressive, self-serving Cons and their backwards thinking. We need this train! www.nationalobserver.com/2025/02/20/n...

A speakeasy for eating egg sandwiches on lunch break

Illegally cutting cancer research and meals on wheels to pay for PR ads for themselves.

you could say i was 2 years ahead 👇 superrare.com/artwork/eth/...

🫡🇺🇸 "Americans do not swear an oath to a king, a tyrant or a dictator. We swear an oath to the Constitution and the idea of ​​America, for which we are willing to die," — Mark Milley ❗️He said that every US military member gives his life to protect the Constitution, not to individuals.

Hey Canada, please remember as you watch terrorist Trump try to twist Ukraine in knots that the CPC led by Pierre Poilievre delayed Ukraines funding by critical months last year in conjunction with the GOP in America. It wasn’t stated collusion but happened at the same time.

Russia the terrorist state doesn’t need to agree to its sanctioned money being sent to Ukraine. It’s called consequences of your actions.

The sitting terrorist and rapist of the divided states just wants to his enemies to be able to easily fall out of windows too. Make no fucking mistake America.

USA openly extorting Ukraine is the way it is now is it? Pathetic, the rest of the world better step up.

If getting my motor running for a wild weekend means I'm in bed snoring, then count me in.

Reminiscing about grandma's "sick fuck" knuckle tattoos

I just thought that maybe we could hold hands and walk down the path of happiness for a while

If I clutch my pearls, it’s only because I don’t want to lose them whilst doing the tango

Sorry I yelled out, "THE WIRE TRANSFER IS COMPLETE," when I came.

My dream job is to be a gargoyle spitting rainwater away from the foundation of a cathedral

Listen to Unpretty on your streaming service tidal.com/track/673757?u

Fucken LOVE the way Maine Governor Janet Mills stood up to that little bitch. More of that please