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I used to do radio! Now I serve! It’s…nice!
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Elon when it all comes crashing down: “What we thought was DOGE actually turned out to be Harambe 😞”

Honest to god we just need to primary anyone that says this bullshit

Crappy's Galesburg, IL

This special is great and Ian is great and if you watch this you will also be great.

ELLLL OHHHH ELLLLLLLL

Fucking this a million god damn times.

I have such a vivid memory of singing this song into a face mask for anesthesia while being put to sleep to have my arm reset after breaking it a second time. Remember the doctors and nurses laughing as drifted off.

Obligatory “wtf are we doing here”

But shall this crazed old man be tamely suffered to drag a whole ship’s company down to doom with him?

@kaine.senate.gov please explain yourself you kowtowing windbag. Explain how we are supposed to believe you guys will successfully guide us through this time when you keep capitulating to this regime?

I don't consider anyone in favor of this to be an American.

MY FIRST SPECIAL COMFORT BEYOND GOD'S FORESIGHT COMES OUT TOMORROW, EXCLUSIVELY ON 800 POUND GORILLA. 800pgm.lnk.to/foresight (link goes live Feb. 4)

Librarians aren't going to save us. Librarians aren't superheroes. They're just people trying to keep largely underfunded and overwhelmed public services going. Praise is nice; realistic expectations are better; material support is best.

Highly recommend riding around Cozumel listening to Larry June. 10/10.

Does this mean we’ll see Matt Gaetz in the press room?

You know why eggs are so expensive? Chickens have diversity policies. How do I know this? I have common sense.

if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools

John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.

Idk man invoking wudder didn’t do the Phillies much good

All Republicans can shut the fuck up now about how everything else Trump is doing “is to end waste” or whatever when he’s literally firing the people that are in charge of identifying waste and abuse 

One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.

Lollllllll

My grandfather gets his hospital appointments faxed to him and it honestly seems way better

Thomas, leaning forward so fast he bumps his mic and knocks it over: no it’s so much more than that

Someone on Reddit searched for (the non-existent) John Wick 5, and Google spared no expense to lie to them.

delightful open.spotify.com/show/5q6TxUY...

getting visited by three ghosts but they just complain that i'm spending all my time in an echo chamber

'The Emperor's New Groove' was released 24 years ago today 🦙

At an AMC to see interstellar and I think there are 3 total employees here. It’s depressing. No one checking tickets. No one maintaining the soda fountains or cleaning anything. It’s…bad.