slimbo.bsky.social
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Lol yes we will.
Nobody who posits that democracy isn't more worthy of defense and loyalty than dictatorship is resisting Trump. You losers have already given up on everything he's trying to take and destroy.
Give me a single bright-eyed liberal over a million of you weak, ridiculous children.
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It’s also the middle of February, and that serves to make everything else worse
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Whoa good eye
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Setting my alarm for 5:82 thanks
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Hey man, these are great cats
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The New Mexico state motto
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There are contenders, but for my money it’s the best livery in all of motorsports
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Me and the mates paint our chests to make PUSSY IN BIO
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I’m committed to convincing myself it’s already 2027, so in 2 years I’ll be prepared
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Or he collects dirt like Dan Snyder
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A careful reading of Luke 16 suggests the rich man was thrown into the great reactor shaft
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It’s a price-quality trade off and we chose (and continue to choose) low prices
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I bet that’s incredibly comfy when the quaaludes hit
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Fowler, stop licking the Mayostache
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Holy shit I love it
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I’ve always wanted to pull off this look, personally
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Mmm NutraSweet sponge dumplings
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Counterpoint, it does not
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Fecal Type, very rare
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McClellan could never
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I swear to god every time I see “access to care” I do a looney tunes earsmoke and I start loading the guns
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Like eating cotton candy after brushing your teeth (complimentary)
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Reddit users will say that too
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I can’t read about Voyager without thinking of @jonbois.bsky.social
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And I come back to you now, at the turn of the tide
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This anti-5G buttplug doesn’t do shit!
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Surprise! The secret defibrillator is tuned to 10,000 volts
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Weird, says here Army is the only team they invited?
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What is this, you want me to frost my own pastry?
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-thf- ain’t right
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LinkedIn fever dream
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195 in the bank too get rekt
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Baseball ass score
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Ah fack Charlene
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Go birds
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10/10 wile e coyote ass reaction
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Agree 100% on Christmas story. I thought about playing it for my kids, then realized “wait a second, I don’t even like this movie.” Def has a few iconic scenes though
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David Bowie, OTOH:
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I’ll just be living my life sometimes and into my head slams “I am still dreaming of your.. FACE
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[Dan LaFontaine voice] Guaranteed to blow your back out
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Mrs. O’Neil, that is a very prominent and menacing wheel
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