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slimemolder.bsky.social
Guy who likes slime molds, not molding slime
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damn

submitted 19 hours ago • 11 comments

hup

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

the markets have spoken and they're woke and gay

submitted 2 days ago • 17 comments

let my story be told: in 2022 Hollywood mogul Terry Bradshaw sold me authentic cuban cigars that turned out to be Really hard pieces of poop

submitted 4 days ago • 98 comments

submitted 7 days ago • 11 comments

Humanity created a massive tool for social control and placed it in the hands of the worst people possible techcrunch.com/2025/02/19/s...

submitted 20 days ago • 68 comments

DHS has removed manual guidance barring investigations solely based on sexual orientation and gender identity. This is a prerequisite to targeting the LGBTQ community with criminal investigations solely based on being LGBTQ. news.bgov.com/bloomberg-go...

submitted 20 days ago • 46 comments

they got rid of all these guys

submitted 22 days ago • 31 comments

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

submitted 22 days ago • 1061 comments

Things are uh really escalating

submitted 24 days ago • 86 comments

Maybe 17 beers and 13,000 calories worth of spinach and artichoke dip will help me feel better about the world

submitted 30 days ago • 233 comments

Setting quotas of arrests per day. You know what happens when you have a quota to meet? Scoop them up and let the court sort it out. They will be grabbing anyone they can. No proof of citizenship on your person? Too bad. That’s an arrest. Look “illegal?” Explain it to the court someday.

submitted 44 days ago • 1091 comments

pls do not put words like “holy shitballs” or “hecking fuckwaffles” or anything like that on my feed thank you. I can handle gore or asshole pics or whatever but that’s a step too far

submitted 46 days ago • 48 comments

i sent an email to DOGE and suggested replacing the entire Department of Defense with Warhammer 40,000 miniatures but they actually did the math and it turns out that would be much more expensive

submitted 48 days ago • 127 comments

SOCRATES: I am wiser than this man; he fancies he knows something, although he knows nothing— DARRYL, SOCRATES' FRIEND (Editor's note: There is no historical evidence that Socrates actually had a friend named Darryl. This is likely a character invented to facilitate the joke.): fuck him up socrates

submitted 48 days ago • 59 comments

Hulkenberg Painting Process!🔥

submitted 51 days ago • 2 comments

「青のティータイム」

submitted 56 days ago • 1 comment

amazing things are happening on rednote

submitted 56 days ago • 87 comments

this terminology was designed to confuse epistemologists

submitted 59 days ago • 9 comments

White guy at Chipotle: Umm.. there's a leaf in my food. Me (sprinting across the restaurant to own him): Oh you sweet summer child. This is called, "Seasoning" - Might not exist in your culture, but you're supposed to eat it! (grimacing as I swallow his bay leaf whole) Methinks this one was Indian

submitted 62 days ago • 65 comments

🍌

submitted 63 days ago • 10 comments

I had 4 days off and by the end of that time I was thinking about creative pursuits, maybe even getting involved in my community. Thank god that's over now

submitted 99 days ago • 35 comments

well-rounded notification

submitted 69 days ago • 14 comments

submitted 73 days ago • 2 comments

This year's best gift

submitted 77 days ago • 24 comments

daily bunny no.2809 has some intriguing properties

submitted 82 days ago • 8 comments

If a child asks you if you're smart and you say yes and they tell you to spell it, the answer is "i t." Just a heads-up for grown-ups who don't want to get rolled

submitted 83 days ago • 20 comments

When the assassin is sus

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

They should make games more woke.

submitted 93 days ago • 13 comments

as someone with no formal education in literature I feel a nagging fear whenever I reach for a comparison that I'm operating on a "getting a lot of boss baby vibes from this" level

submitted 95 days ago • 3 comments

The CFPB should have the power to issue memecoins like this and if you buy them you are put into an adult conservatorship

submitted 97 days ago • 15 comments

from your perspective i’m just some guy who lives in your phone and posts words that make you chuckle. from my perspective i’m looking up at your big ugly face while I’m trapped in your phone and banging on the glass shouting get me out of here, help i’m stuck in this ugly guy’s phone

submitted 98 days ago • 24 comments

Google drive wrapped says i uploaded 9 files this year

submitted 98 days ago • 31 comments

submitted 99 days ago • 56 comments

If a bear attacks you, stay calm. Try to see the situation from their point of view

submitted 104 days ago • 87 comments

Artist re-hired after AI turned out to be too expensive: I'm not sure any of these assets are usable Former prompt engineer still making $400k who is now her manager: grateful artist crop top doesn't talk back big boob big ass trending on hinge goes to work slut-style is single and has child's face

submitted 186 days ago • 38 comments

dog cigarettes. it’s cigarettes for dogs.

submitted 118 days ago • 173 comments

i've smoked pot before although i don't do so regularly. i'd need to sit down at my workstation and load up marijuana-log.xls to be sure, but i believe i have smoked pot somewhere between 34 and 37 times

submitted 326 days ago • 32 comments

submitted 349 days ago • 46 comments

The conspiracist mind views all major events through the lens of teleology. In their understanding, everything that happens and is significant enough to make the news must be intentional and part of a larger scheme. That’s why you’re going to see a lot of insane Key Bridge collapse takes.

submitted 351 days ago • 19 comments

Discovered that bluesky lets you hide replies from your feed, which makes things so much more pleasant imo. No longer do I have to observe responses to hecklers or other annoying replies in my feed.

submitted 352 days ago • 1 comment