White guy at Chipotle: Umm.. there's a leaf in my food.
Me (sprinting across the restaurant to own him): Oh you sweet summer child. This is called, "Seasoning" - Might not exist in your culture, but you're supposed to eat it! (grimacing as I swallow his bay leaf whole) Methinks this one was Indian
Me (sprinting across the restaurant to own him): Oh you sweet summer child. This is called, "Seasoning" - Might not exist in your culture, but you're supposed to eat it! (grimacing as I swallow his bay leaf whole) Methinks this one was Indian
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You should know you're responding to the guy that thought the first shrimp he ever ate was overcooked because it was insanely crunchy.
Very few of those leaves made it back out. 😂
Your vehement adamancy to not admitting your wrong in eating the bay leaf is seriosuly forcing me to think so.
Yeah because its so hard to pick the bayleaf out and put it to the side. Shows how many of us dont know how to use spices (i use bayleaf often…)
People that complain about this shit cant cook. Period.
Never heard it called seasoning, however...
I don’t even use one in my famous red beans and rice with andouille sausage. (Blasphemy!)
And in Australia we use a lot of spice...
Stereotyping and judging someone by the colour of their skin, does not work any more.
Whit they like eh?
As Nathan Pyle writes:
Leaves that aren't fresh or dried right away though do nothing significant, which is why a lot of people don't think they do anything(because the leaves they use don't).
Pull one out of a soup or stew.
Break it in half.
Run your finger along the broken side.
Sharp as a razor. Permanent injury in throat.
It does not grow soft when cooked.
Cilantro.
Btw, i dont believe chipotle uses a microgram more seasoning than necessary so i doubt bay leaf
What's he doing...
The backstroke
Which everyone understands and you’re nit-picking.
So they could own slaves
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Has to be a
"A white guy"
Racist
Bay leaves lacerate your insides
Call 800-123-4567
All over the world, there are Chipotle peppers screaming, "What have you done to our name?"
I would eat street food out of a 50-gallon barrel before I ate Chipotle. Just my opinion.