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Not a fan of capitalism or imperialism. Big fan of Metal
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Waitress: Would you like to hear the specials? Customer: Sure. Waitress: 🎶Stop your messing around. Ah ah ah. Better think of your future. Ah ah ah. Time to straighten right out....🎶

submitted 100 days ago • 39 comments

the loneliness epidemic is actually a weirdness epidemic. just stop being weird

submitted 99 days ago • 35 comments

"This Bud's For You" commercial where instead of a gun Bud Dwyer pulls an ice cold six pack from that bag and shares it with his colleagues as they announce his corruption charges are dropped

submitted 102 days ago • 16 comments

🚨 BREAKING: Joe Biden Grants Clemency To Leonard Peltier www.huffpost.com/entry/joe-bi...

submitted 135 days ago • 83 comments

“I'll show you light now. It burns bright forever. No more blue tomorrows. You on high now, love.” — David Lynch, RIP

submitted 139 days ago • 10 comments

God damn it

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submitted 141 days ago • 79 comments

wrote about the canada annexation of it all, the trump clown show, and the test that many of you are failing www.idiotbox.site/p/the-annex-...

submitted 146 days ago • 79 comments

The "Did Jimmy Carter Die Today" bot author used the wrong timezone and declared he wasn't dead today at 6AM lmao

submitted 157 days ago • 108 comments

(texting my friend Evil Larry) me: whats up dude Larry: matters most vile

submitted 170 days ago • 15 comments

feel like cyberpunk has had its day. It’s time for cybercrossover and cyberpowerviolence to get the spotlight

submitted 175 days ago • 38 comments

me: i had to have updog put down them: what's updog me (crying): my best friend

submitted 182 days ago • 10 comments

Introduce yourself with 4 video games

submitted 194 days ago • 0 comments

Fun fact about the band Fugazi: despite being the most popular act in the “post-hardcore” genre, they were hilariously bad at business, selling tickets for way below the normal price and not even bothering to sell merchandise. If one of them had taken a business class they might be millionaires!

submitted 194 days ago • 48 comments

Hello all: It is with a heavy heart that I remove my Starter Pack of "Trustworthy Mesopotamian Copper Ingot Merchants Within the City-State of Ur." I have been informed about some pretty unfortunate oversights on my part and ultimately platformed some creators who should not have been platformed.

submitted 204 days ago • 174 comments

Welp deleted my Twitter accounts entirely. Been lurking here for a bit, waiting for a critical mass of users. Thank God it finally came.

submitted 206 days ago • 0 comments