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All parties are advised to chill. (she/her) Liberal | Feminist | Trans rights are human rights | BLM | Free Palestine
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Petition to replace "Skeet" (shudders) with Bleet. Reasons why: -Isn't a crude word for jizzing -Takes the first consonant sound from the site (like twitter=tweet) -Also an animal noise (like tweet) -Overall just not the yucky scuzzy word that "skeet" is Thank you for your time

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Ugh stop it. I hate his face. Also *his* face. I don't want to see either of their goddamn faces. STOP SHOWING ME THESE HORRIBLE SMUG BUFFOON FACES I BEG YOU.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Starting to think I am asking a lot out of my stress relief body wash.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

One bright shining good thing in this tragic decade of a month is the anniversary of the birth of my very favorite @stefstein.com !! Happy birthday, pal! I hope you slept in (or nap), have a delicious snack or two, and the commissioner gives you all the hugs and kisses I cannot. 🎂 🎉🎁

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

we may not agree on much, but I agree with Trump here. make those planes with haste, boys. cut any corner necessary!

submitted 4 days ago • 35 comments

My hot take: every fast food joint should be offering me tater tots. Tots are better than fries and I'm tired of pretending otherwise. Why do I have to drive all the way across town to find one mid restaurant that will make me delicious salty potato nuggets?

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

happy presidents day

submitted 6 days ago • 40 comments

I'm a 9*. I am so scary you guys. * Not a 10 because we all need goals to aim for.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

We don’t hear much about the West Pole, where Cowboy Santa lives. Probably because of all the people he’s shot

submitted 10 days ago • 60 comments

haha that’s so crazy (pulling out a giant feather quill and adding your name to a book labeled COLLABORATORS)

submitted 11 days ago • 14 comments

saying "go birds" but just rooting for birds in general, hope they're having fun and not catching that flu

submitted 14 days ago • 30 comments

They say before you embark on revenge to dig two graves. That's in case you get Super Revenge, where you kill a guy and get his buddy too

submitted 22 days ago • 38 comments

1. There are worse things to be than being single or childless. 2. There are worse things to be than being fat. 3. There are worse things to be than ugly. Being in a relationship/a parent/thin/beautiful is not required. You do not owe anyone that. There is no price of admission on your existence.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

thinking about the drys and wets cycle again

submitted 446 days ago • 4 comments

My daughter lost her first tooth and put it under her pillow. I replaced it with an even bigger tooth. She wants to play tooth games? Let's dance.

submitted 31 days ago • 114 comments

My streak was finally broken: today, I was forced to see a cybertruck with my own eyeballs. As was my mother. It was truly as horrific as I expected.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

if they want to go back to the 1950s, we’re bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too. you put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in Jello before God personally comes down here to stop me.

submitted 29 days ago • 886 comments

Sometimes I forget about the simple pleasures: just had myself a warm peanut butter & jelly sandwich, and dang, it was delicious

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

the more popular this site gets the less i see people using the pronoun labeler, so here's a reminder that it exists! @pronouns.adorable.mom highly recommended to at least subscribe to be able to see everyone else's labels even if you don't want to set them for yourself

submitted 56 days ago • 20 comments

yeah you saw what you saw youtube.com/shorts/EGqyq...

submitted 32 days ago • 66 comments

Seems like celebrities and well-known people must often be asked to take photographs with fans (or "fans") in public settings, so I am reluctant to judge anyone too harshly for not checking the entire biography of some rando who approaches them while getting coffee, even if that celeb is a dickhole.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Today, Satan

submitted 34 days ago • 5 comments