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'Atheism is what happens when you read the bible. Christianity is what happens when somebody else reads it for you.'
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Last year, we were having dinner. 💔

My Big Sister is coming in May for my birthday. I'm so excited, I could cry 😭

Some dude is doxxing me on Twitter. I've never even interacted with him. He has stalked both my Facebook and my Instagram. Absolutely bonkers shit.

A story in 2 parts. DEI version

Just wanted some comfort food, butter garlic noodles, and we somehow don't have an ounce of garlic powder in the house. Also, someone used the last of it and failed to mention such. Rude.

What a difference 2 years and Saxenda/Ozempic make... Also, can you tell me what shoes to wear with this jumpsuit?

I may have bought too many 😂 Which ones are your favorite?

I want to drink and enjoy the Bills game tonight, but we're worried about Russia bombing us tomorrow, so we have to be ready to evacuate.

Made a reel ❤️ www.instagram.com/reel/DEp9y5F...

I forgot to put my rings on, but my husband is wearing his, so now I look like the side piece 😂

Going to have a drink for Papa H ❤️

It's his birthday, and all I want is to be able to talk to him again.

Husband surprised me with a new hoodie ❤️

My husband has completely taken over dish duty, and I could not be happier about it. It is my least favorite chore.

Feels like I should retire. 😂 I don't think I can do better than this lol

Today was hard. Watching them lower the urn into his resting place just made me so angry that we didn't get to do that for my Dad.

My husband makes silly videos for our friends, and I always have vines/memes in my head 😂 youtube.com/shorts/D9Zon...

Holy Shit Wales. Even gave us sunshine ❤️

In the car, on the way to explore more of Wales and realized my leggins were inside out. Why do I constantly do shit like this 😂

Sitting in a tree in country #26 of 2024

I really want to tell this lady that I like her shirt but it says "nope not today" lol

Free for all makes no sense in Call Of Duty. I had highest kills, highest points, and best kill/death ratio. Yet it was a defeat. Make it make sense.

2024 can definitely eat shit. My husband's grandfather died last night. Fucking hell.

Decided to spice up some banana bread and added pistachios to one to see how it tastes. I'll report back tomorrow.

My husband forgot how to skip and I guarantee you it's as funny as you think it is.