slymuffins.bsky.social
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For that I'm going to need a podcast where you chat and joke with your real life friends and I eventually feel a sense of belonging and kinship.
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The US really needs to come up with their own names for things
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Too much nudity, lol
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And covid killed off many chronically ill people in the past 5 years
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Murder would have been kinder. They got death AND medical bills
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Congratulations!
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Cat bites often require serious antibiotics. PSA: red streaking up a vein from a wound means go to the ER right now
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Since humans do in fact belong to the great apes classification, I like monkeys way better.
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Aztec men helped the sun recover from its journey through the underworld every night by sacrificing a small amount of blood every day. If the sacrifices were to stop, the sun would weaken and die, one day never rising again, and the world would end.
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There are few things that tickle me like perusing the oglaf archives.
I'd join if you started a cult. It'd be a hell of a good time.
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Exactly. I shouldn't have followers. I don't post any content.
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I would totally take public transit if it had a coffin compartment where, maybe I couldn't breathe, but at least I wouldn't be sharing that air with *the public*
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I fully support the theory that the loss of sports during covid shutdowns led to idiots spending too much time on the Internet, never having previously learned the skepticism required to navigate it.
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Wonderful! But my first impression was the cars don't look happy about it.
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Guide was going so well until suggesting "It takes two". It's not a game for anyone who actually has an interest in games or dislikes nagging as dialogue. Young children would like its varying minigames.