slytron.bsky.social
The Twitterist Formerly Known As FAO Shorts, Wife of Pie, Kanyetheist and other nonsense.
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When your livelihood depends on J*ff B*zos approving your work, you're basically being held at economic gunpoint all the time.
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Oof. Dogspeed my friend
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Haven't rotted in bed since June 2, 2015 I miss it so much and I wouldn't trade it
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The second he said "... It's not coming back" I knew what we were in for
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My biggest takeaway was that while we were in the theater I thought "we are with our people". Like we all knew we were in the same secret club. It was so cool. (We were also definitely the oldest people there 😂)
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I loved it! I need to watch it again so I can not be so on edge and just enjoy the jokes
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Dear lord. No one expects kids to "not exist" in public spaces. They do need to behave and not run between strangers legs, deface art and historic fountains. Hot wheels are fine at your table. This isn't a difficult concept.
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People who say stuff like this are the same people who will say women "trap" men with a baby. There is no winning
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I vividly remember this. I engaged with it. Huge mistake. Though certainly not on the same level.
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I dunno I think she'll still find a way
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That cat lookin diabolical as hell
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www.gofundme.com/f/help-bring...
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... You say this as if there is another kind??
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Neither are you, Charles.
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Gee if only someone* had done something**
*You **not voted for their stupid little budget
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👆🏻 came here to say this! Dang it!
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Bro they're ALREADY DOING THAT stop caving and do something!!!
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My mental illness is now 23% closer to cured thanks to the sun and disappearance of snow. I saw the beginning of tree buds today and that may have added an additional 17%
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Stage a walk out and hold your own SOTU outside
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Mine is Ayanna Presley!! I can't do anything!!
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Hey we don't care about the answers! We know the reasons why! We just want you to stop them!
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We know, Liz now PLEASE DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT
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Why are we not staging massive walk outs
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LIZ WE KNOW NOW WHAT ARE YOU *DOING* ABOUT IT?!?
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Yes