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PhD student in cognitive psychology, doing psycholinguistics. I'm either working on the sandwich space, or exploring cognition and language use in right-wing extremism. She/her 🦬
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My op-ed on the importance of science funding to my hometown in northeastern Indiana is live at The Herald Republican. Thanks to @sciencehomecoming.bsky.social for putting this project together. www.kpcnews.com/opinions/oth...

I am once again asking my department to stop being a dumpster fire

Me: Apparently they inflate your abdomen with carbon dioxide for the surgery so they can see better My husband: Oh like a SodaStream?

The tiny bartender at my fave local Italian joint went off tonight about how if she even saw Elon in the flesh she’d kill him with her bare hands, and I’m probably gonna go eat there so much more now

Me: i forgot how much I like running! Also me: lying on living room floor

something that i find very frustrating about bureaucracy and politics is that it seems like one of the purposes of having policies is so that the people making them have plausible enough deniability that, when someone dies, they can say "well it wasn't me, it was the policy"

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The deal was you guys weren’t gonna fact check

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Tell me you’re insecure without telling me you’re insecure. You. Can’t. Erase. Us. Dude. Take pictures down. Burn books. Ban knowledge. We’ll continue doing meticulous science. You can’t erase curiosity, our integrity, our drive for knowledge & excellence. It’s our nature -not yours, we know.

85% of Americans less than 20 minutes from an ass whupping, new study finds

This little dude has the CAH-CAW merger ❤️❤️❤️

The NIH overhead cut doesn't just hurt universities. It's deadly to the US economy. The US is a world leader in tech due to the ecosystem that NIH and NSF propel. It drives innovation for tech transfer, creates a highly-skilled sci/tech workforce, and fosters academic/industry crossfertilization.

1. Today the NIH director issued a new directive slashing overhead rates to 15%. I want to provide some context on what that means and why it matters. grants.nih.gov/grants/guide...

You ever make such a good linguistics joke that you want it on your body for the rest of your life

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Some people’s research will be flagged and then will move on with clarification. Other people’s research will be flagged and… it’s done. The differences in who those people are will not be random.

I didn’t love living in Indy but I stan Indy protestors. ✊🏼✊🏼✊🏼

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Hey y’all! Found this app that will connect you to your local reps and give you scripts for various topics. Leaving a voicemail takes a literal minute. And I made 6 calls just now in my pajamas. It’s literally the easiest thing you can do to make your voice known. 💙

children deserve access to all forms of healthcare for free without judgement and no matter what their fucking parents want. that includes transition, abortion and vaccines

Hate hate hate hate haaaaaaaate

I think some people hear “grants” and think that without them, scientists and government workers just have less stuff to play with at work. But grants fund salaries for students, academics, researchers, and people who work in all areas of public service. “Pausing” grants means people don’t eat.

EXCELLENT. FIGHT.

So Target got real comfy thinking us millennial moms won’t take our basic girl bits to Costco & Aldi after they cut DEI programs to satisfy the new administration. Big mistake. Huge.

Reading all these stories of people dealing with consequences of the NIH stuff is very disheartening. I’m NSF funded and while it doesn’t feel IMMEDIATELY threatened, there is no doubt in my mind that this is just the start. A threat to any science is a threat to all science.

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The Trump admin has cancelled the panels that approve NIH grants, & is also banning scientists from communicating with the public, attending conferences, and hiring. NIH is the largest funder of biomedical research in the world. This will severely halt the development of many lifesaving treatments.

If you’ve been directly impacted by a pause or cancellation of an NIH study session, we @forbes.com would like to talk to you

I had a relative compelled into service to the enemy. He mistranslated all the manuals for captured equipment so that The Thing Don't Work. Mistranslate the manuals, whatever that means for you.

I feel like the accessibility portion of all this is being generally overlooked 😬

1. Singer/songwriter/composer 2. Music composition 3. Audio engineering, then psychology (then linguistics) 4. Back to cognitive psychology doing psycholinguistics/cog sci 🥳 How the turn tables

Love to see how obviously idiotic that EO about large and small reproductive cells was.

Avoiding the world by watching a movie with better politicians: The Princess Diaries. New linguistics dream job: the guy who says “In America it doesn’t always MEAN ‘shut up.’ Here it could mean ‘wow,’ ‘gee whiz,’ ‘golly wolly…’”

There’s a lot going on, but this is not only very petty, it’s also extremely racist. The indigenous people of Alaska wanted to have Denali recognized by its real name. And a Day One priority for this administration is to make sure they know they’re not considered stakeholders, rather subjects.

last christmas i gave you my harp the very next day you gave it away what the hell you expressed interest in learning concert harp

Calling all Mystery AI Hype Theater 3000 fans! Have you found a piece of Fresh AI Hell but not known where to send it? Here's the spot: thecon.ai/submit-fresh... Help @alexhanna.bsky.social and me clean out the Fresh Hell by submitting it there!

They call it a drop ceiling because when you remove it, it seems ok until it drops on your head

We bought a house? Wild

this snow either gives me an excuse to dress like a stylish yet cold american girl doll, or decide i can't be bothered with anything. today it's the former.