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Part time Minecrafter (10 years babyyy),writer/music man, and professional purveyor of existential horror and bad jokes. Not a follow for follow account so don’t even.
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Remember when cults were cool for a while? I miss those days. Now cults are real and they suck.

repost if you believe Trump's tariffs are dumb and this is all so stupid I can't believe this shit

Using this post as an ask button cuz I didn’t get to do it on tumblr

5: I can’t believe my joke about “oh snap hurdle warriors 3” turned out to be true (as soon as i saw Koei tecmo it was all over) 6: wowilovemousefeaturewithoutinternetbrowserthatjustmakessomuchsensetodo 7:DELTARUNE TOMMOROW (plus like two months)

Ok here’s my thoughts on the direct 1: oh woah silksong cool anyway 2:Forza horizon 6 lets go 3: if GameCube doesn’t add smash melee im gonna be so mad 4: Oh snap donkey Kong odyssey looks sick More in a sec

You ever have tears come out randomly even though you’re not sad or anything, you’re legit just mentally waking up and vibing? Is this just a me thing?

We see you. We love you. You will not be erased

#welcometonightvale

Fun fact: Minecraft is way more fun when you don’t just build the same 7x5 hut and just turn it into a tower that you hide in all the time cuz you’re scared of dying!

If oversimplified still makes stuff decades from now, he’s gonna have a field day. Like, Holy shit.

Hey does anybody still play ACNH and if you do can you let me know if you have good turnip prices cuz I refuse to redownload twitter #acnh #animalcrossing #turnips

Alright here ya go

Just set up the world for my queer Minecraft realm, feeling good

Hell yeah

Man, power wash simulator is awesome when you’re not playing it at 2 am after work!

In nine U.S. states lawmakers have proposed measures aiming to overturn same-sex marriage rights #NOH8