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smallerbrandon.bsky.social
Part time Minecrafter (10 years babyyy),skater, music man, and professional purveyor of existential horror and bad jokes.
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I got sprayed in the face with water by Q from impractical jokers when I was a kid at my friends birthday party, (with Q dressed in clown getup) and it didn’t make the cut and I’m still mad about this 10 ish years later

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Nvm we’re good

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Happy Friday the 13th, aka the day I probably lose my job lol

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I finished chapter 4 and i just want you all to know something: DELTARUNE IS A SEQUEL TO UNDERTALE AND THERES PROOF THAT CONFIRMS IT IN GAME. I WIN. That is all have a good rest of your day/night

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Dude I legit forgot about switch 2

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I refuse to believe people like actually Burger King

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i figure i could probably get advice here as well

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I’m stuck at work and there’s nothing to do please ask me stuff

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#welcometonightvale

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Am I the only one who thought brat was just decent? Like it was cool for what it was but not worth all the hype

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Dude I’m about to drink so much ginger ale you don’t even know

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Happy “nosebleed after sneezing twice” day

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Anyone else really bummed out of nowhere or just me? Like I was doing ok and now I just wanna drink a milkshake while feeling sorry for myself.

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Cooking again after a couple years

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Happy 420 #blazeit

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Let’s fuckin goo

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We’re all gonna die and everything sucks yet somehow I feel really good rn. Did I officially go crazy like what happened?

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submitted 65 days ago • 71 comments

CHIPOTLE JUST GAVE ME A MEATLESS BURRITO EVERYTHING IS BAD

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Is it too late to complain about the new discord desktop ui because GEEZ

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

hey 300 and something followers of mine, what are you guys into, i wanna get know you

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I love it when people come into my jam circle in Fortnite, look at me for like 3 seconds, then go the other way. You do realize what the point of the mode is, right? Just something I wanted to scream into the void.

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