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I had 100+ followers on Twitter but over half were bots 🙄 #pompey #cowboys posting thoughts and other junk
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Rory McIlroy is draining so many 3s at the moment that he is approaching Brandon Aubrey territory

COME ON RORY.

Chinese takeaways only know one way to say sorry: Food late: free prawn crackers Missing items: free prawn crackers Run over your cat: free prawn crackers

I'm old enough that I need to turn the music down to see properly when I'm driving somewhere busy.

Sounds obvious but stopping Derby from getting three today was as important as getting a point. Hate to say if we maintain our form then we're going down so let's hope for a turnaround! 😬 pompey 💙🙏

The Egyptian King staying at Liverpool for a few more seasons is great news for most premier league fans. The best players playing in the best league. #Salah

Just finished building my clothing factory in Florida and now i gotta tell the kids they can't start work for another 90 days. Devastated, they gotta go back to being drug mules...

Her: wanna do ASMR? Me: yeh make the sound of you leaving and shutting the door behind you.

How have I never seen 'help! I'm in a secret relationship'. Suspense of the show kills me 🙈

This is why I love and hate Rory, unreal day today so far, should be 8 or 9 under though without yesterday's wobble.

Oh ffs

Its torture when they release one episode a week of any decent series.

Not in the drink Rory 🙈

Real ones remember. Brb was invented here.

Turns out if you're a bully eventually everyone stops playing with you all together.

Rory -1 after 2nd hole of day one. Is it too soon to get ahead of myself and claim he is gonna win? Absolutely not! ⛳️

Also don't get me started on the fucking nut jobs who have ZERO folders just like 4000 unread emails - I just know if Trump could remember his password that's what his inbox would look like.

It blows my mind that some people don't have 'view as conservation' option ticked on outlook at work. ARE YOU MENTAL!