Profile avatar
smallpile.bsky.social
I had 100+ followers on Twitter but over half were bots 🙄 #pompey #cowboys posting thoughts and other junk
1,432 posts 5,821 followers 682 following
Regular Contributor
Active Commenter

This sums up why a win today for Rory would mean a lot to many

Love the Masters

Here we go 🙈🙏

In case anyone wants to know, I am not at Coachella.

Saints new sponsor is Captain Birdseye because they get battered every week.

No my new girlfriend is not AI, I just met her on holiday in Costa Del Sol.

Reskeet with an image of your favorite James Bond (wrong answers only)

Rory McIlroy is draining so many 3s at the moment that he is approaching Brandon Aubrey territory

COME ON RORY.

Chinese takeaways only know one way to say sorry: Food late: free prawn crackers Missing items: free prawn crackers Run over your cat: free prawn crackers

I'm old enough that I need to turn the music down to see properly when I'm driving somewhere busy.

Sounds obvious but stopping Derby from getting three today was as important as getting a point. Hate to say if we maintain our form then we're going down so let's hope for a turnaround! 😬 pompey 💙🙏

The Egyptian King staying at Liverpool for a few more seasons is great news for most premier league fans. The best players playing in the best league. #Salah

Just finished building my clothing factory in Florida and now i gotta tell the kids they can't start work for another 90 days. Devastated, they gotta go back to being drug mules...

Her: wanna do ASMR? Me: yeh make the sound of you leaving and shutting the door behind you.

How have I never seen 'help! I'm in a secret relationship'. Suspense of the show kills me 🙈

This is why I love and hate Rory, unreal day today so far, should be 8 or 9 under though without yesterday's wobble.