smalltowncop.bsky.social
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Wait, can teachers get military/LE discounts on plates? I haven’t received the new MIRA catalogue in my box yet - just stupid fucking lunch calendars.
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Boy howdy was I hoping your predictions for a spicy summer were wrong.
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I too am fond of necromancing.
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THE FLAMINGO CANTINA
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What is this horse’s eel capacity? I am willing to bend in the name of eel-to-horse ratio.
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Fuck. Off.
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Do you really want this to be Mitch McConnell’s closing act?
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Chuds: “Conservatism is the new punk rock.”
Chuds having to listen to punk rock: “What is this perverted devil music? No more free speech!”
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He’s busy writing Jesus shows for Fox.
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I request a Coen Brothers-written biopic with John Turturro as Bin Laden and John Goodman as Cheney.
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Make them cut their own cane.