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No Angel

submitted 38 days ago • 396 comments

Repost if you agree!

submitted 48 days ago • 1 comment

it’s so awkward when a bird arrives back at its nest and the worms in its mouth realise that wasn’t just a free aerial tour of the city

submitted 51 days ago • 3 comments

Considering they have the biggest brains in the world, whales have written surprisingly few great novels.

submitted 51 days ago • 2 comments

Some people are so self-obsessed, like all the passengers on this train who don't want to hear about my Christmas.

submitted 52 days ago • 1 comment

I need someone to explain to me why it’s always “if you can’t pay rent, buy fewer lattes and avocado toasts” and not “if you can’t pay your employees a living wage, buy fewer yachts and real estate”. Explain it to me like I’m in kindergarten.

submitted 58 days ago • 768 comments

Get a library card—even if you don’t plan to use it. Your registration helps secure funding for libraries, keeping them open and thriving for the entire community. Every card counts!

submitted 63 days ago • 608 comments

[a horse walks into a bar] bartender: what can i get you horse: what no that’s not how this format goes you’re supposed to say why the long f… you know what nvm just show me where i can get some water bartender: i could but then i can’t make you drink horse: what

submitted 62 days ago • 112 comments

[Being murdered] "Oh good now I don't have to finish wrapping these Christmas gifts"

submitted 63 days ago • 2 comments

"Here is the bill you demanded that nullifies all safety regulations for EVs and rockets, Your Majesty. I'll be back with your iced tea."

submitted 64 days ago • 677 comments

English needs better words for modern, indoor sounds. Because neither Dickens nor Shakespeare ever had to describe attempting to open a pastry container without alerting your best friend and dad in the next room that you're going in after the last danish

submitted 63 days ago • 3 comments

I go to seductively boop your nose but my finger pierces straight through the back of your skull. "Sorry, I've been working out," I say.

submitted 63 days ago • 14 comments

of course the shortest day of the year is a saturday. another win for capitalism

submitted 63 days ago • 9 comments

Watching Dune Part Two. You can tell they re-used some of the same dunes

submitted 69 days ago • 377 comments

I wasn't able to post this reply because, apparently, this account blocked me. So touchy.

submitted 74 days ago • 65 comments

"Nah, man. Night shift is pretty easy once you get used to it." - Eric, age 24

submitted 73 days ago • 86 comments

I came to #bluesky thinking it was a healthier alternative to Twitter but SERIOUSLY it’s full of AI bots!! 😠😠

submitted 73 days ago • 3 comments

Laura Ingraham: "The left has a history of fawning over killers." Oh, honey . . . the "left" didn't introduce double-killer Kyle Rittenhouse with fireworks, fanfare, and rapturous applause. That was you guys.

submitted 74 days ago • 117 comments

I just received $300 worth of textiles in the mail from India and it totally reminded me of the time I got super high and ordered $300 worth of textiles from India

submitted 74 days ago • 20 comments

Ugh. Saw another one of those lorries with a parasitic forklift truck clinging to its back. Horrible.

submitted 75 days ago • 15 comments

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells! Oh, Christmas dog, oh, Christmas dog! Could you do it for your lovely dog? then share with me!!! #Christmasdogs #dogs #nicedogs #Airedaledosg #AiredaleTerrier

submitted 79 days ago • 28 comments

I saw something that said “tell men to describe their dream woman and listen to them describe a slave.” I can’t stop thinking about that… Misogyny and the internalized misogyny women carry will continue to hold the United States back from reaching our full socio-economic potential.

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Check out this billion-dollar idea. A smoke detector that shuts off when you yell, “I’m just cooking!

submitted 81 days ago • 50 comments

@britculpsapp.bsky.social I’m new to BlueSky and already I’m liking the community! Here are my #GBGV and #SWHD for your heartwarming moment this chilly Wednesday morning! 👋

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

[egg factory] me: six eggs hatched boss: out of how many me (has studied the first rule of egg counting): impossible to know boss: good

submitted 81 days ago • 8 comments