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I am the subject of intense observation at the Amazonian Cow Cat & Yellow Dog Research Center located in a little village in South America & the researchers are just a little odd
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With so many people rooting for me to "get fucked" you would think I would have more success.

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Truth is, I’m just as afraid of heaven as I am of hell - both sound exhausting in their own ways. One too warm with consequence, the other too bright with perfection. And me, just trying to enjoy my coffee before the cosmos calls again. - Billy Collins, Afterlife

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Ballet and ballroom dancers can you please help?

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Listen up to the hard truth. Join @generalstrikeus.bsky.social #generalstrike 🪄 Follow us: Blue Sky @empiremustfall.bsky.social @adamether.bsky.social sister accounts: @ny_indivisible @empiremustfall 🪄

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Here are some nice mushrooms

submitted 13 hours ago • 97 comments

THE MORE YOU KNOW…💫

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“.. judging only from price action, we are suddenly witnessing a comprehensive turn away from US assets (stocks, USTs, corporate credit and the dollar). this is the single most important theme to monitor over coming weeks. .. for the moment capital is flowing out of the US.” - GS Desk/Pasquariello

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If the president can spend a quarter of his days in office golfing, corporations can give workers a four-day work week.

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I like that China's official policy on US tariffs is now "fuck you, none of my business whether you keep shooting yourself in the dick." Like, they'll issue statements like "it would be helpful if you stopped shooting yourself in the dick, US." But no need to negotiate about it.

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Tomorrow’s going to be a good stress test of the press. El Salvadoran President Bukele will visit the White House. At the press availability, every Q ought to be about Abrego Garcia: where is he now? Did US ask you to return him? etc. WH will hate, maybe try to prevent, so all should band together.

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SPECIAL DELIVERY BETTER STICK UR RAW HAND IN THE BOX AND FIND OUT WHATS INSIDE NOTHING BAD WILL HAPPEN PROBABLY

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Imagine Saruman in a leather jacket wearing sick ass sunglasses (cool as fuck) and he's just like, cruising around Isengard high fiving orcs on his Mordorcycle.

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Any new mother would love this thing youtube.com/shorts/c0Iq4...

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For when U ro peein'

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The Giade Girl full art process video on patreon: michelepetrelliart.com/patreon-x #artclass #arttutorial #artvideos #artvideo #paintingclass #painting #eye #oilpainting #acrylicpainting #traditionalart #patreon #patreonartist #artist #figurativeart

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Day 13/30 Today's addition: a pigeon with a bit of attitude and a lot of charm! 🐦‍⬛ #art #artchallenge #animalart #polymerclay #acrylicpainting

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New York State wants recently fired FEDERAL EMPLOYEES. Click the Link!! youtu.be/ra6Kxy1OG_I?...

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Atlanta Police Fdn.– richest in the nation, force behind 'Cop City'– says it's not subject to open records law, and denied requests fm a news site. Now a judge decides if that's true: @equalityalec.bsky.social @neonflag.bsky.social @micahh.bsky.social @ www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

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Americans The safety nets to stop the greedy hoard have failed. You are under siege. Your systems are not functioning, includingyour justice system and your air safety system. When will your pivot point for rebellion arrive? Contact your reps, especially the red ones. www.usa.gov/elected-offi...

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My neighbor makes fresh bread on the weekends. The day gets brighter when one of these messages appears on the neighborhood chat network. I usually get 8 of anything he has enough of. They arrive warm and they disappear fast.

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