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smashedpenguin.bsky.social
26 | 18+ | He/Him | Bi | Embracer of Kink | Insecure Slut | DM's Open | pfp by TheMeekest
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That's some good Cardio πŸ’™πŸ’ͺ🏼
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maybe even both at the same time possibly one inside of the other sometimes
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Chloe πŸ˜‹
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Snake Charmer
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🐾
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As long as it's not growling I don't think I have anything to fear
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What happens if I bite it in the middle?!
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Cyan
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𝐅𝐀𝐆 π— π—”π—«π—œπ—‘π—š
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Woah :O
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πŸ‹πŸ«—
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Obligatory "that means it's free, right?"
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Someone's been indulging
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Thanks SharkmanDan πŸ‘ŒπŸΌ And Sorry Nixx 🫢🏼
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RPing with yourself? That's cheating! /jk
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That's gay as hell
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Love me some workplace fornication πŸ˜‹
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1 πŸ«₯ the Chemical Brothers
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My favorite Ty setting: The Locker room :3
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FFWD to them blow-drying the beanbag in their underwear>
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also Telegram paywalling features that were previously free or retroactively capping a feature that was unlimited before I'm surprised at the overall lack of outrage whenever they do that
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the Steam Mobile App is stinky diarrhea turd
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Did they not learn anything from the Prohibition?
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How?!
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I might have called this out before Still, F them
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Babes, Beaches and Bi-turbos
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no, but I'm lucky if I get one a day so...
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Same principles applies. Resist the urge to erase or do-over for small mistakes. Learn to accept those irregularities as part of the final piece.
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that's what I did after Bluesky finally became fully open to the public still won't stop me from complaining about the recommend people and topics on the search page
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Also just a general PSA If you are contacted being told you won a raffle, a giveaway or whatever that you didn't sign up for or don't remember entering,... It's probably a scam.
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Same with YouTube. Blocking someone just means they can't interact with your content, it does nothing for that person still being incessantly recommended to you.
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Simple, yet effective.
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I'll be interested to hear what Rishi says about all this, if anything.
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It's rare these days that I wish I got amnesia so that I could experience something for the time again!
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Damn, all out of lockpicks Guess I gotta spend ten minutes beating it open
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You have a Need for Speed Lego Speed that is
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Dude, not on the carpet c'mon
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That would be Brazil
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wah pocky is shooketh