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smellslikefreedom.bsky.social
Slightly unsane human tired of being surrounded by morons
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If daddy's home he needs a babysitter. t.rump's golfing or at NASCAR with us paying the bill. Elonia won't take care of his children or baby mamas, so I'm sure he's focused on taking care of us. Nothing to see here, including vpJD. I wish the only oath I've sworn as of late was to the Constitution.

I say 25th Amendment, let the elected vp take over, & the ensuing dumbf**kery should take care of the rest

If t.rump and company do indeed visit Fort Knox, they should let them enter, (after phones are confiscated; at gunpoint if necessary, for our nation's security) & lock the door behind them. Don't need photos of the facility (or calls for help) leaking out to enemies without or within now do we?

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I've been sending letters to my reps in Congress (resistbot) and calling offices any time of day (5calls.org) Everyday. We all should. They work for us and I've gone as far as to suggest that they use their precious campaign funds to bankroll our protests and protect democracy.

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Seeings how 1st lady t.rump is more of a checkers than chess kinda... I hesitate to humanize the orange menace... entity? I'd like to offer to be the first to "crown" the A-hole wanna be king. Don't worry DOGgie, I'll do it for free

On the 83rd anniversary of the US putting 'the enemy' in camps for 'our safety' I'm saddened and enraged at what we may once again become. Truthfully I'm thinking more about 1933 Germany, because following their playbook, this time it'd be open to even perceived enemies if something isn't done

Watching 2 4 year olds facing off in the oval office recently. Which one's more spoiled? I can't understand why no one bitch slaps the taller one & sends him under whatever slimy rock he chooses. Is bitch slap appropriate? Or only if I'm Republican? I guess being snarky is the best I can do for now

Thinking of grabbing a pounding "t.rump" shower. Measles in TX sure JRK's on it. Wonder if I need a booster? And when we take to the streets to get 'Murica back en masse only to be fired upon by those sworn to protect us? Martial law. Hello 1933, thanks president Elonia and first lady DJT

Somewhere between red white & blueland, condom bombs & Elonia's son picking his nose on the resolute desk, I've noticed that none of the magas I know have been preaching the gospel of their lord & savior. Perhaps they are just busy stocking up on cheap groceries. Or reserving spots for Mar-a Gaza

Red white & blueland? We let these people drive? & reproduce? Introducing legislation like this should be met with charges of stealing taxpayer funds, national ridicule & job unaliving. I can almost imagine this moron proudly and excitedly coming home "Kids! Honey! guess what I did at work today?"

@resist.bot Where do I trade in my soul and conscious to become a Robber Baron? A little tired of being in the lower 99% I've made a lot of "leaders" quite a bit of money over the years, in a "fair exchange" of $ for services. $ was never important to me, just enough to get by. I'd like to continue

Happy Super bowl Sunday! So glad the orange idiocy is focused on DEI & dismantling the gov. Went to the "grocery" yesterday (forgot what day it was😱) These patriotic christian policies must be working. Only $100 for 2 partial bags of food & about 50% too few employees to run the place. Go Orange!

I was at the grocery pump on my way to invest my S.S. (while I still have it) in Mar-a Gaza when I was rudely interrupted by an epiphany. Has anyone else considered some article 2 problems might be repaired by a 2nd amendment solution? Sounds a little MAGA, but... Just saying

Go MAGA! Stephen Raynham beats wife & shoots police, I'm guessing because "all life is precious" + all MAGA truth. Mar-a Gaza will bring peace to the middle east, if not the world. Prez musk & child minions pursuing, maybe altering, destroying confidential US info unsupervised. What could go wrong?

These young fellas are the ones on the ground downloading America's personal data. They are the associates of the man from South Africa who have taken over our data and payment systems. Link to article in the comments.

Now what? Is MAGA really ok with president Elon having all the info he wants? Feel secure this scumbag will be helpful with his use of it? I'm sure he will just deposit $1000000 into all our accounts. Wouldn't be like him to sell or misuse anything, honesty and compassion being his signature traits

Daddy Dumbass turned the faucet (rain) in Cali, but DEI caused the tragic crash at the DC airport, even tho he fired TSA and military leadership. I can't believe MAGA can eat this bullshit while rejoicing "Daddy's home" In other matters, red states luckily have no need for government funded programs

The fanta fascist promised 😂 to "look into" the J6 prisoners before releasing them. The fat orange turd was too lazy and said "F' it" Not doing his homework led to a rioter back to jail for gun charges, a stupid MAGA getting shot instead of complying, and a pedafile awaiting trial. It's been a week

End DEI? Why don't they just say "make 'Murica white again"? Let's keep incoming thoughts ideas and suggestions within the limits of our tiny fragile range of vision. We don't need your input. We are right (pun intended) Go back to our morally approved activities and we'll take care of everything

I'm a little too quite obviously white, which kinda sucks. I could use a trip to Mexico. Reminds me of that old quote from the Church "kill them all, God will know his own". Brand new crusade? Go day 6!

Eggs down by 37%! OOPS! That's UP by 37%! "PRICES DOWN DAY 1." Good job Donald day 5. The only good part of getting (thanks for sharing) maga agenda is I get to watch supporters suffer from their own ignorance. I've been poor most of my life I'll probably get by. Good luck and ALL HAIL kING cHEETO!

So, I hear thanks to the great pumpkin's executive order I am now (well, since conception) female. Not sure how much that changes things, other than I now have less rights. And sorry to say guys it in no way increases your odds of getting with this hot chubby pasty white love machine. Eggs? Not mine

I just rewatched the inaugural prayer ceremony. Viewing the "Good Christian -& Jewish" faces in the front 4 rows is probably only amusing beyond the gates of hell. Yes, these people care about all of God's creation with all the humble smugness of gargoyles

So I hear that one of the J6 pardoned has already racked up gun charges. In other news, I guess only rich people like to take showers, according to T.Rump... WTF will never come close enough

Why do I get the sense that if Jesus returned to the good ol' USA today, He'd be deported by tomorrow... (He wasn't born here you know)

I hope all those jackass's whitewashing M'elon's (Melania's replacement) Nazi salute are still laughing when they get what they voted for 💩

Hmmm. Imagine being so pro freedom of speech that you want to deport a bishop and citizen because she said something that hurt your little feelings 😭 Truth hurts 😘🍊🐱. Come to think of it, I've had much tougher orange pussies

So, since the price of eggs is dropping bigly tomorrow, you can take all of last week's check and invest in Trump meme coin

I don't have cable. Where do I watch the official unveiling of "I can't believe that the leopards ate my face" tomorrow?

So, I hear that searches for "oligarchy" spiked 90% in red states after Bidens farewell address. Aren't those the people who kept telling us to do our research? Good luck with the price of eggs

Too cold tough guy? Know that JFK had taken his oath of office, etc outside with a wind chill of 7° and wore no overcoat?

I could be wrong, but if I kept children in cages in my house... All I know for sure right now is we need to buckle up because starting Monday we're all subject to an unhinged hypocritical launching. I sincerely hope that all my brothers and sisters on the right get what they voted for

🍊Jesus please think of thee before country or me 🙏 It's the way Father wants it to be. btw can I be governor of Greenland?

I'm again wondering how the 🍊enablers would react if their biological 7 year olds... Threw temper tantrums about everything not flattering said of them, cried cheated when they lost at anything; most mistreated, but the best at everything, & chose idiots to surround themselves with blah blah blah

Gulf of America? Which campaign promise does this fulfill? I, for one, will gladly pay more for everything so King Cheeto can distract those so inclined. Sure, it's a kichen table issue, but...

I have a very difficult time believing that people are ignoring promises soon to be broken in favor of the "fake news" of adding "states" or territories, a power not even within presidential powers. Wtf

Unlike T.Rump I'm not a "Christian" but I firmly believe in this.... Matthew 5:44: "But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you"