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I wrote the first three SAW movies. 🐦 smhrbst šŸ“ø smhrbst šŸŽ„ samherbst
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biggest meltdown in the world happening on twitter, this site could never

skincare girlies i never call out to thee but if you can hear me what are the girls using for kp because mine has never been worse and it’s about to ruin my summer

Good morning, I’m ready for another day of posting about movies premiering on the other side of the world that I won’t see for months

Fighting with teenagers about J*nna Ort*ga being a bad actress on Twitter dot com, this site unfortunately could never provide me with that high

first date tonight let’s get some prayers up for your friend sam

You could not pay me to see the new Trey Edward Shults movie I’m not falling for that a fourth time!

how it feels (to ME) to buy protein powder

having a hot gay nurse can be the thing that heals you

A week late but here’s my (first half of) Spielberg ranked to go along with the @blankcheck.bsky.social series. Mostly bangers however we should have put him in jail for HOOK and 1941

seeing a movie on the lucasfilm campus… just saw yoda… he says hey

stayed up too late last night because i had to watch a whole season of a british woodworking reality competition show

watching jurassic park for the first time since the 5,000 times i watched it at age 10

2 pm is actually the ideal time to consume a breakfast burrito on a saturday

down 10 lbs since christmas yet arms and butt are looking bigger… maybe eating well and going to the gym regularly actually works

really thrilling how much full 70mm IMAX footage SINNERS has considering you basically can’t shoot dialogue with them because they sound like jet engines taking off

sinners in imax 70mm time

Seeing the tour of Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat… today we are all Christian

being grateful for scraps here

soooo how’s it going over here

finally beat sekiro, i could cry

Their decision to put their photos in the wrong order is cracking me up

finally started watching… and this diva

Need a whole additional season of The Pitt for the night shift as soon as this current season ends

everyone is hot

Rewatching QUIZ SHOW and Ralph Fiennes… good god

so there’s this perfect episode of television

y’all mind if i take a bubble bath and watch a movie after an extremely restful day???

nepo baby i like: they didn’t get to choose who their parents are! obviously it gets them a foot in the door but they’re talented and that’s what matters! nepo baby i don’t like: we should stone them to death

it’s just me and my steam cleaner against the world

switched phones and got signed out of alt, maybe I’ll go back to talking shit and posting hog here