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smokingvol.bsky.social
Father of one. Vols > your team. Politics, food and sports are my whole personality. The kind of redneck that fought for your weekends and over time pay.
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18M + 1. 💙, Mar🐫

submitted 103 days ago • 6496 comments

opening bluesky after being negative and messy on twitter all day #newleaf

submitted 103 days ago • 13 comments

“If I had a belly I would wear a shirt two sizes smaller to accentuate it.” “Will you give me oral pleasure?” “Will you kiss it?” Tarantino I know what you are

submitted 102 days ago • 2 comments

just block them

submitted 103 days ago • 165 comments

AP poll dropped - here’s the good stuff.

submitted 102 days ago • 17 comments

Hello I’d like to talk about your investment portfolio

submitted 103 days ago • 66 comments

AND FUCK YOU MAGA SOPH

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

hot pic of me twitter doesn't deserve

submitted 572 days ago • 4 comments

you deserve jail for this but it also convinced me this place has the juice

submitted 104 days ago • 92 comments

BEST thing about this site,, I can hide negative replies and unattach my posts from reposts that are rude,,, I ain’t gonna take no negativity or trolling on my page. You will not build up by tearing others down here.

submitted 104 days ago • 1154 comments

anyways back to being hot or whatever

submitted 105 days ago • 46 comments

The body is the gundam of the soul

submitted 106 days ago • 1 comment

Most indomitable ear worm? It's this and it's not close youtu.be/izGwDsrQ1eQ?...

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

fun first date idea

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"snow white? haven't heard that name in a long time..."

submitted 582 days ago • 3 comments

There's no suspense in Young Sheldon. You know he's not going to die

submitted 605 days ago • 66 comments

[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy [friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?

submitted 605 days ago • 44 comments

no survivors

submitted 605 days ago • 44 comments

go ahead, feed my posts to an ai. it will only make them dumber

submitted 606 days ago • 11 comments

submitted 606 days ago • 43 comments

We just enabled account sign-ups again, so any outstanding invite codes can now be used to create an account. Thanks for your patience!

submitted 606 days ago • 253 comments

Elon Musk has passed away. The South African billionaire tech magnate and pedophile was 52 years old. He is survived by an amount of children, some of whom were believed to still speak with him.

submitted 606 days ago • 40 comments

hitman: who am I killing? dog: ever hear of a guy named pavlov? hitman: rings a bell dog: *narrows eyes* that's right

submitted 606 days ago • 18 comments

Reskeet if you like boobs

submitted 606 days ago • 2 comments

You can only read 600 posts per day on Bluesky because that’s how many there are

submitted 606 days ago • 124 comments

can’t believe my stupid ass has imposter syndrome while elon musk is confidently marching around twitter HQ and chewing on wires until something breaks

submitted 606 days ago • 63 comments

I tried to play off the Elon ruining twitter thing as being funny, "let it burn" etc but it actually just fucking sucks and is sad. pre-Musk twitter was garbage but it was our garbage

submitted 607 days ago • 58 comments

alternate timeline where instead of reading to children on 9/11, george bush was in the middle of filming hot ones

submitted 607 days ago • 4 comments

Doctor: Sorry, you can’t have these opioids that I’ve gotten you addicted to. Me: Okay I’m gonna go to this sketchy guy and try heroin. (This is about social media addiction welcome to Bluesky)

submitted 607 days ago • 1 comment

I’m glad the funny communists are coming so What’s Hot can stop being full of Resistance Twitter people.

submitted 607 days ago • 7 comments

you have to make an account to dj/chat/whatever, but it’s easy and it’s free.

submitted 607 days ago • 2 comments

Call me MISS Frizzle

submitted 610 days ago • 19 comments