Elon Musk has passed away. The South African billionaire tech magnate and pedophile was 52 years old. He is survived by an amount of children, some of whom were believed to still speak with him. - ThreadSky

stefanheck.bsky.social • 606 days ago

Elon Musk has passed away. The South African billionaire tech magnate and pedophile was 52 years old. He is survived by an amount of children, some of whom were believed to still speak with him.

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porktartare.bsky.social•606 days ago

horrible... what was he wearing?

freshlysnipes.bsky.social•606 days ago

In remembrance posting his favorite emoji. 🤣.. :(

realbillhicks.bsky.social•606 days ago

LMFAO WOW THATS FUCKING WILD BRO BRO

emilyboblemily.bsky.social•606 days ago

Concerning!

woodrowskillson.bsky.social•606 days ago

Investigating

thierryemanuel.bsky.social•595 days ago

Did the Zuck kill him in a cage?

frankenspock.bsky.social•606 days ago

sadge or smth

smenor.com•603 days ago

Don’t tease me !

davidstehle.bsky.social•606 days ago

Community Notes would come so hard for you.

bivouacchillin.bsky.social•606 days ago

I'm hearing reports he died from injuries related to his recently-announced "CyberPenis" implant. Can you confirm this?

krysiej.xyz•606 days ago

The Daily Caller said this was strictly Antifa propaganda… I’m calling this confirmed.

josefranco.bsky.social•605 days ago

this is the good stuff

gaywad.lol•606 days ago

davidgerard.co.uk•605 days ago

elon dying as a service

anaviansie.bsky.social•606 days ago

hasrock36.bsky.social•564 days ago

He leave them a Ouija board?

monospace.com•564 days ago

Tease

speterdavis.com•606 days ago

Literally never heard of this person sorry

chriscjackson.bsky.social•606 days ago

Concerning

failsona.bsky.social•605 days ago

He died trying to remove his rib so he could suck his own dick

joshcrowley.bsky.social•606 days ago

Services will be held in his father’s emerald mine where he will be cremated inside a malfunctioning Tesla as it keeps trying and failing to do a k-turn and crashing into the walls

greghinde.bsky.social•564 days ago

The car kept aiming for the child laborers.

robertagreer.bsky.social•564 days ago

I thought he called off the Zuck fight?

apag.bsky.social•606 days ago

That fight with Zuckerberg did not go well. Rest in power, Elon.

kolokythaki.bsky.social•606 days ago

i heard he asked to be buried with his only true friends; his personal emerald collection. unfortunately his dad was reported to have replied "lmao no" before pawning the lot

rstevens.bsky.social•564 days ago

aw you got my hopes up

holdendisperra.bsky.social•595 days ago

gwwhale.bsky.social•606 days ago

Looking into this

cigs.blue•606 days ago

RIP BOZO

timmmii.bsky.social•606 days ago

I got dibs on his hair transplants

angrybirb.bsky.social•606 days ago

🕯️ MANIFEST 🕯️

motown.bsky.social•589 days ago

lids.bsky.social•563 days ago

Fake news - none of them talked to him

imaginaryerika.bsky.social•605 days ago

If only.

stefgotbooted.bsky.social•564 days ago

Mashalla!

greghinde.bsky.social•564 days ago

Miraculously his anus survived and was quoted saying "And people call me an asshole?"

kissmyart.bsky.social•606 days ago

Now bots running his Twitter account

willowdraven.bsky.social•606 days ago

⎋𝘽𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 ლ𝙐◕ᴥ◕𝙐↝ 𝙉𝙀𝙒𝙎❢⍼➠
We are receiving new details of the trage.. -leans off camera- Katie, the guy was an asshole... Oh? Innocent bystanders? Well I'm not surprised.