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THANK YOU OG BESTIECOUSIE™️

I just want my jaw and left hip to stay in place while I sleep. Pain is paining.

Remember boys and girls, The majority NFL talent are BLACK. The Super Bowl Halftime Show was unapologetically BLACK (finally) The haters are crying because their team was soundly beaten by the DEI team. The halftime show was the final straw for them LOLLLLLLLL

I am simply TIRED of this, Grandpa. I know, I know. It’s too damn bad.

Watching Almost Famous does something really beautiful to my soul. It’s like a hug. But then I usually cut it off after the band celebrates being on the cover. That’s where my heart wants it to end. Cameron Crowe broke my heart with the ending.

Southern University performing at the Super Bowl this year during black history month hits a little different! Thank you for sharing your greatness and talents for the world to see!

Today someone asked me who I was rooting for in the Super Bowl and I said the Sooners. 😂

I owe so much of my personality to Dr. Susan Lewis. The OG Aunt mom. 💪🏻

Honestly, this Super Bowl halftime show will never be topped…

I will say one thing about Travis Kelce’s comment about the Cheeto: I hope Meredith pees on your favorite blanket.

Where the hell is Lin-Manuel Miranda? Why isn’t he, in full costume, outside the Treasury Department, right now, RAPPING?!

“The Grammys are rigged!” Well yeah, it’s only 13,000 people that vote and most of them are in LA or NYC and are interconnected, friendly, or colleagues. It’s like your middle school student council election all over again. When you look at it from that perspective, you’ll stop getting mad.

I love that I’m over here in my Swiftie corner just clowning away and then Gaga’s door swings right open and we get a music video disguised as a Mastercard commercial. I love it when women of pop

I know there’s a lot of shit happening in the world and especially LA rn, but the Grammy’s are a time to celebrate the songs that we bopped hard to. The fact that ~most~ of the nominees are friends or friendly is making my heart soar. It’s going to be a fun night. That being said, Fuck Chris Brown.

Oh honey, the “annoying” person who always retorts with advice rather than just listening probably has a trauma response because they have only been sought out to be a problem solver and not much else. It’s me. I’m the annoying person. 🙃

Voltarin becoming otc is one of the most beautiful things but also sucks because collagen disorder makes me metabolize it way quicker than normies.

Tomorrow is for hanging out with my playlists and absolute disassociation. Only way to handle the cramps and spine stiffness. 😭

The weather is going to fucking weather this week Signed, my spine that can sense when it’s going to rain.

The crampies are fueling the painsomnia tonight. It’s lovely sprinkled on top of the usually cracking and aching and stinging of my spine. 🙃

Want a great slogan for midterms? "If you FAFO and are struggling because of Trump policies, we understand. The Dems are here for you. Tell us how we can help you " You get the point. FAFO will be the theme. Be the solution.

All I have to say, is I love seeing some Sooners in the Super Bowl. It makes me happy. 🥰

Y’all, the Kansas City Chiefs are literally calling out their bootlickers in the best way. You either see a blank space or “Choose Love” on the back/neck of the helmet!

My life has been making easy to read #Sims lists, mostly for myself. Not to mention the spreadsheets I’ve been making to track various legacy scenarios. I need to post them somewhere. Reddit maybe? Is tumblr coming back for CC? #TheSims4 #TS4

I’m currently shopping around for a primary care physician. I’ve narrowed it down to 2 EDS specialists! A DO in a close office but has limited hours as he travels through 5 offices OR An MD out of 1 office that’s almost an hour away and has a way more open schedule The fact that I have 2 is 🙏🏻😭

I started this year journaling the events but tbh I haven’t been able to because January has been such a long year. I’m truly tired. How is it only been 24 days into the year?!

✨Intro Post✨ •Somewhere on the spectrums 🌈♾️ •Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome type 3 (w/ fibro and all of the comorbidities) •Auntie to 9 little humans! •🍎🎶: SmolEmoAuntie • 🍌🥽 Spoonerino Swemo •Music + TV + pop culture get me YAPPING. •Ancestral Witch •THUNDER UP •always elevated & playing Sims 💚🌬️☁️ •OK 🔵

It’s 2025 and I feel like SZA & Hayley Williams just need to do the damn thing and collab already.

This is written by the bishop who stood up to Orange Voldemort. Everyone should be buying this. It's available on Amazon for $14. I'm an atheist and I'm buying it. #booksky

It never fails. I get gummies because the pain is fucking REAL rn and get one for B. He takes the whole 100mg and is like “AIGHT BOYS WE PLAYING ALL NIGHT!” I’m switching over to Hulu from the Thunder game and hear him SNORING.

Do hashtags work on this thing? Because I think the new #shinfo is #oddBS

Sleepy beans 🖤 #cats

I need to establish that I ship Doug & Carol from ER the hardest of any TV couple ever.

Riverdale holds up so beautifully. 🥹

I need far more pop culture discourse on my TL. I’ve got my news, artists, & political part of my feed coming down quite nicely. Now I need my Swifties, the niche reality lovers, & Millennials who are too attached to a handful of celebrities because you’re too neurodivergent for real friends.

What's the point of being rich if you can't afford to do the right thing.

We need social media apps that: -Aren’t solely owned by billionaires in tech -Are pushing user created content -Actively fight bots -Monitors for AI usage & AI created content -Fact check with peer review -Allow 10 minute videos with easy editing tools -Has chronological following & explore pages

I need to remember this exists more. The only billionaire I want to support is Taylor Swift. 😭

Nothing better than a Route 44 fancy cherry vanilla Dr Pepper 🥳

For the algorithm.