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smopedoker.bsky.social

Brand new to Warhammer 40k, and miniature painting. Intermediate home grower. Beginning the DWC adventure.

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Free Krieg Grenadier painted up. Tried to make him look muddy, as one would get in trench warfare. Anyone out there have a good tutorial on how to make his coat look rained on?

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Finished my slamamder captain in terminator armor. After about a month of painting, still have a lot to learn

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After 4 attempts, I am happy with how the sword came out. Touching up the horns next

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Trying to do an ice paint scheme. Did the purple as an undercoat to look deeper/colder under the white. Still had to laugh at the skeletor stage of the paint job

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When you mix a color, but end up not liking it...also good way to practice your new hobby skills

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5 days since first picking up a brush. Best looking paint job yet. Used the lazy man's shader (slathered in strong tone) to add depth. Need to learn what colors will pop for the eyes. #warhammet40k #Termagant #tyranid #minaturepainting

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My Termagants. The purple/white one looks like I melted a crayon and dripped it over the top. #warhammer40k #tyranid #miniaturepainting

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments

First ever attempt at #miniaturepainting I did better than I thought, but still lots of room to improve.

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A bad case of the flu lowered my BP enough to make me faceplant into pavement. When I was bragging to a friend about being tough enough my nose didn't break; my buddy cut me off and and reminded me I just lost a fight with no one

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@roywoodjr.bsky.social saw they caught "The Adjuster" today at a McDonald's. I think it's time for us as a nation to come together, and give this man an alibi

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If domestic violence is no laughing matter, then why do so many couples make jokes about it?

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Thanks to all the atheists out there just doing the right thing without me threatening you with fire and brimstone.

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@liljon17.bsky.social have an idea for your next hit: it's you screaming BUTTCHEEKS FOR WEEKS over a beat and the breakdown is MAKE IT CLAP, MAKE IT CLAP, MAKE IT CLAP LAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP..

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Facts.

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IN 1956 NIKITA KHRUSCHEV SAID "We do not have to invade the USA we will destroy you from within"

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