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i invented the computer he/him, 21, based in USA.
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They screwed this all up.

submitted 4 days ago • 43 comments

u know who should be president? a bunch of fish and snakes. in a box. and the walls of it are glass so u could look in and go like "wow the president are really sleepy today"

submitted 50 days ago • 11 comments

Major news! A court in Montana has just declared SB458, a bill that "defines sex" in a way that ends the legal recognition of transgender people in Montana, as facially unconstitutional. This is the first time a bill defining sex has been ruled on! Huge win for trans people in MT!

submitted 3 days ago • 93 comments

Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.

submitted 5 days ago • 609 comments

the counter to dark maga isn’t dark woke, it’s radiant woke. we need to become a divine beacon so blindingly bright that they just wither away. we need to become galeem super smash bros

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

JD Vance Sets Out Little Heart-Covered Mailbox On Desk Just In Case theonion.com/jd-vanc...

submitted 8 days ago • 117 comments

‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson

submitted 10 days ago • 310 comments

"the republicans are ignoring the law" yeah that's cuz it works dawg get with the program some of us figured this out a long time ago. i'm writing this post while doing 95 down the 5

submitted 12 days ago • 33 comments

Trump Asks Which One The Ball theonion.com/trump-a...

submitted 13 days ago • 72 comments

guaaaahhhhhhhhh… ‘nuff said

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

if i was a side character in the truman show i would probably just forget and be living my little life in the dome anyway

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

balatro is ruining my life

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

It Only Tuesday theonion.com/it-only...

submitted 18 days ago • 96 comments

I am begging you now more than ever that while you’re advocating for trans rights (as you should) please don’t forget about intersex people. We’re impacted the exact same by the same legislation, we are losing our rights and healthcare, the only difference is no one will even acknowledge we exist

submitted 22 days ago • 11 comments

submitted 36 days ago • 70 comments

my paint? leaded my gasoline? leaded my ceiling? fulled of asbestos my CO detector? without batteries oh yeah, it’s racism time

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

i need to hurry and finish this bad game so i can make this good game

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Someone didn't share this, and I drifted and hit them with my car. A tragedy

submitted 30 days ago • 33 comments

I've had a lot of new follows the past days which means there's a lot of people who don't know they used to call me The Drift King back in college. Please share this message to save a life immediately

submitted 30 days ago • 31 comments

that moment when gender is definitely an unchangable biological truth so you have to enforce it via fascistic law

submitted 33 days ago • 44 comments