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📅 Oct 16, 2025

When the weatherman has to deliver a state of affairs

Out of nowhere a few weeks ago a friend I haven’t talked to in ages texted “hey what’s that thing in tomatoes that keeps you pretty? Rhymes with micropeen?” “Lycopene?” “Yeah! That’s the name of it” Happy to help ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Cat wanted some fresh air

Say what you will abt The Materialists casting but it feels so kdrama-adjacent that I can't help but be excited for it 🫣

Jon Allen - Vaccines #vaccine #autism #trains #comedy #standupcomedy

There’s your empty shelf. US goods imports drop 19.8% in April — largest on record

Just saw a comedian say "If vaccines caused autism then America would have trains" and I almost spit out my drink.

So I wasn’t the only one 🥹

Just starting Doppelgänger from @naomiaklein.bsky.social and already this gem about why things feel so weird: “It's because our world has changed, but, like a collective case of jet lag, most of us are still attuned to the rhythms and habits of the place left behind.”

Study begun pre-COVID finds remote work increased sleep by 1/2 hr/night, decreased commute by 4.5 hr/week replaced with work, family & leisure and led to healthier eating. Remote and hybrid employees report higher job satisfaction and well-being. farmingdale-observer.com/2025/05/16/s...

How is this real, amazing win 😮😮

You're telling me a Mexican Navy boat - named CuauhtĂŠmoc, which means descending or fallen eagle - crashed into the Brooklyn Bridge on a training cruise... and was here as precursor for next year's Sail4th American 250th Birthday event? Ya'll, the ancestors are calling from INSIDE the house.

Andor finished. Andor was a bit of a miracle. Thanks Andor. Doubt we’ll see its like again. “I think we used up all the perfect…” Also: I want a K2 droid.

The greatest 90 seconds in the history of cinema.

In a trailer where everything looked incredible, this was THE moment for me.

absolutely this, the student who considered chatgpt to help with a comics prompt stopped when i explained what sam altman was doing & pulled up studies to show that it causes cognitive decline.

Only The Devil's Plan S2 would come up games so complex that one of them includes a practice round before actually starting the game (and even then I don't really understand what the rules are lol). So glad it's back and just as good as the first season if not better.