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snaildaddy.bsky.social

Locally and ethically sourced tomfoolery

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As a society we wouldn’t put up with as much bullshit if money was instead called Hungie Points and the dollar sign was replaced with the 🍔 emoji

submitted 120 days ago • 1 comment

Remember guys, bullies never win; they only appear to win and live under material circumstances indistinguishable from those of a winner

submitted 120 days ago • 0 comments

I have 16 terabytes of pictures of my boss making dumb faces

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

Shit’s getting dark but rest assured slice of cheese from the fridge has got your back. They can never take slice of cheese from the fridge from us

submitted 127 days ago • 0 comments

too femme to be bear too masc to be twink Schrödinger’s faggot, if you will

submitted 127 days ago • 0 comments

Funko pops and similar collectible trinkets are not cutesy and quirky, they’re fucking dystopian derivative land waste and they’re destroying the planet

submitted 127 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.

submitted 131 days ago • 334 comments

All I’m saying is Macaulay Culkin had a clear shot at him and didn’t take it

submitted 133 days ago • 0 comments

i'm not deranged. i'm very ranged actually

submitted 135 days ago • 0 comments

Food Fast Food Furious

submitted 136 days ago • 0 comments

Pepsi Man is looking more and more like the reality we’re living in

submitted 137 days ago • 0 comments

StimTitty “baWonkadonk” Shat-lo mein

submitted 138 days ago • 0 comments

This whole Chef Boyardee thing just doesn’t add up. How could he be a real chef?

submitted 140 days ago • 0 comments

The Sisyphean task of rolling my fat ass up the hill forever

submitted 140 days ago • 0 comments

I wish that every burrito you eat for the rest of your life bursts out the back when you bite it

submitted 141 days ago • 0 comments

Jimmy Carter’s gonads are decomposing as we speak. What a special time we’re living in

submitted 149 days ago • 0 comments

Me speaking French: Nutte sac

submitted 154 days ago • 0 comments

Billy Corgan is what happens when you take a loaf of Wonder Bread and give it mommy issues

submitted 158 days ago • 0 comments

Idk why people keep sending me all this money in the mail, ive already read the Wikipedia for breast cancer like 12 times it still says the same thing

submitted 158 days ago • 0 comments

I discovered the cure to cancer but then I eated it 🥺👉👈

submitted 160 days ago • 0 comments

Thinking about when I was in high school I got texted by an army recruiter and I asked him if SSG stands for sausage

submitted 160 days ago • 0 comments

Ngl I kinda been shitting like a crazyass lately

submitted 161 days ago • 0 comments

By posting here I have the power to force your brain to think about anything so here it goes Incestershire sauce

submitted 162 days ago • 0 comments

I’d like to say publicly I do not condone the actions that I made 15 minutes ago. I was a different person back then and I’ve worked hard ever since to unlearn my toxic tendencies

submitted 163 days ago • 1 comment

Using an AI anime girlfriend chatbot as free babysitting service

submitted 164 days ago • 0 comments

Doctor Why

submitted 164 days ago • 0 comments

If you’re on a first date, “Point at the doll where they touched you“ is a fun and respectful way to learn your partner’s sexual history

submitted 164 days ago • 0 comments