snaildaddy.bsky.social
Locally and ethically sourced tomfoolery
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People think I’m insane because I loudly overshare about my dope ass vintage toaster but I really do think it’s sad that people have been so complicit in allowing tech companies to make shittier and shittier garbage every year, they forgot that the market once used to care about our quality of life
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We all vanish eventually
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This was the geocentric Crusaders’ equivalent of the dat boi meme
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Elon Musk makes 🍔1,000,000 Hungie Points every single day & dude definitely isn’t that hungie. We should probably give his Hungie Points away
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We’d prefer daddy thank you
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The movie Mind Game tbh
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I’m doing something objectively cool and most people don’t give a shit. But as long as it’s cool to you that’s all that matters
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Rolling up to the playdate with one of these
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My communism keeps hallucinating about privatized medicine
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Starving my entire family because these spinners didn’t pay for themselves
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That was my idea you bastard
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Nah ben shapiro’s sister
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Lord Tiktok’s neck has been spared, for now. Best secure his blessing whilst you still can
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You took an oath like the rest of us. If you can’t uphold your sacred duties we’ll have no choice but to dishonorably discharge on you
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Ouroboros
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I prefer the sandwich
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Batman and Robin IRL would never patrol “those neighborhoods” because “there’s no good guys to save”
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The wild mallows of the marsh are being poached to extinction just so these yuppy health nuts can have a fun little snack
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We’d win a class action lawsuit in a heartbeat
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Give me some time I’m still on the fence with that one
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SIGN ME UP DUDE HELL YEAH
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I hear that wild-caught clowns can actually grow up to 14 feet tall at adulthood and their proportions even out. It’s only the captive-bred clowns that carry this genetic abnormality
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I left behind a rotted squirrel corpse for this