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In my WonderSwan years Any pronouns
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Can anyone tell me how to dress cool? I'm ready to move beyond my t-shirt and shorts phase.

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Any cute Americans looking to flee and need a fake husband? I make a mean burrito and can potentially be fixed.

submitted 155 days ago • 0 comments

Shout out to my right ball. That dude loves to hang.

submitted 156 days ago • 0 comments

Anyone wanna trade seasons? I got too much summer and would love to get some winter.

submitted 156 days ago • 0 comments

Can anyone help me fall in love? I kind wanna be in love again.

submitted 158 days ago • 0 comments

The main reason that I shave my balls is that getting a hair caught in your foreskin fucking sucks.

submitted 158 days ago • 0 comments

I think I would be able to solve my own murder. I would just know. Because I was there.

submitted 160 days ago • 1 comment

I'm a freak. I come up with like 30 draft tweets at once while really high and then drip release them until next time.

submitted 160 days ago • 0 comments

You ever just cuddle naked with a woman and your hand is on her boob and you just think about how cool it is to touch a boob?

submitted 161 days ago • 0 comments

If I find out Squirrel girl shaves her bush, it might be my 13th reason.

submitted 161 days ago • 0 comments

I'm down 12 kg this year. Soon it will truly be over for you all. And me, I've been fat for so long, I forgot how to be hot. Last time I was hot, I had no beard. Make that make sense.

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Sometimes, you have to risk it to eat what you love.

submitted 163 days ago • 0 comments

I hope all my sex worker friends get the biggest tipper with crazy disposable income and is just the sweetest for Christmas this year.

submitted 164 days ago • 1 comment

Based on recent events @space-ghost.com

submitted 164 days ago • 0 comments

If secrets can kill, I'd be dead. I've got at least 2 secrets.

submitted 164 days ago • 0 comments

I love going to follow a beautiful woman and seeing that @space-ghost.com is always already there.

submitted 164 days ago • 0 comments

You ever PTSD so hard, you lose the ability to do something you once loved?

submitted 164 days ago • 0 comments

Sorry babe, no sex tonight. We are running Tekken sets, who you taking?

submitted 164 days ago • 0 comments

If God was real he would have recognized how cool I am and not equipped me with a medicore dick.

submitted 164 days ago • 0 comments

@space-ghost.com

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Sorry, everyone. I also have to share my mirror selfie.

submitted 166 days ago • 1 comment

One day I wanna host the reply guy awards. Like egirls nominated their favourite reply guys for certain categories. Such as: comedy reply guy, outrageously attractive reply guy, most blocked reply guy. Which egirls would like to bankroll this for me?

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