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In my WonderSwan years Any pronouns
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Can anyone tell me how to dress cool? I'm ready to move beyond my t-shirt and shorts phase.

Any cute Americans looking to flee and need a fake husband? I make a mean burrito and can potentially be fixed.

Shout out to my right ball. That dude loves to hang.

Anyone wanna trade seasons? I got too much summer and would love to get some winter.

Can anyone help me fall in love? I kind wanna be in love again.

The main reason that I shave my balls is that getting a hair caught in your foreskin fucking sucks.

I think I would be able to solve my own murder. I would just know. Because I was there.

I'm a freak. I come up with like 30 draft tweets at once while really high and then drip release them until next time.

You ever just cuddle naked with a woman and your hand is on her boob and you just think about how cool it is to touch a boob?

If I find out Squirrel girl shaves her bush, it might be my 13th reason.

I'm down 12 kg this year. Soon it will truly be over for you all. And me, I've been fat for so long, I forgot how to be hot. Last time I was hot, I had no beard. Make that make sense.

Sometimes, you have to risk it to eat what you love.

I hope all my sex worker friends get the biggest tipper with crazy disposable income and is just the sweetest for Christmas this year.

Based on recent events @space-ghost.com

If secrets can kill, I'd be dead. I've got at least 2 secrets.

I love going to follow a beautiful woman and seeing that @space-ghost.com is always already there.

You ever PTSD so hard, you lose the ability to do something you once loved?

Sorry babe, no sex tonight. We are running Tekken sets, who you taking?

If God was real he would have recognized how cool I am and not equipped me with a medicore dick.

@space-ghost.com

Sorry, everyone. I also have to share my mirror selfie.

One day I wanna host the reply guy awards. Like egirls nominated their favourite reply guys for certain categories. Such as: comedy reply guy, outrageously attractive reply guy, most blocked reply guy. Which egirls would like to bankroll this for me?