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There are 3 types of people in the world: Those who do NOT know what is “turn down service”. Those who do know what is “turn down service”. And those who EXPECT turn down service.

Random Observation: There are currently two large powerful countries trying to annex their peaceful neighbors. Guess which two countries and (BONUS) you’ll never guess which one is copying the other

Apparently drones and orbs are soooooo 2024

Happy Christmas from Miami

I love how most of these drone reports are presented like this: “this amazing video captured by Reddit user Crazyasshat69…”

The iPhone, YouTube, Facebook, Kindle, GPS, Blu-ray, smartwatches, electric cars, Uber, Twitter, and Facebook were all not invented the last time the Miami Dolphins won a playoff game. #RealPain #Finsup

Current events have become Netflix documentary trailers

Liverpool!!!! #YNWA

Hot Frosty behind the scenes:

Pumpkin pie for breakfast. Happy Black Friday!

I finished watching Manhunt on AppleTV. First, just a great story/show. Second, we could REALLY use an Edwin Stanton right now.

Everybody loves a good morning from their best friend — enjoy!

Liverpool for ffs stop playing with your food. #ynwa

With the recent cold snap in south Florida, I’ve just learned that Brits call turtleneck sweaters “a polo neck”

Reminder to set yourself to dark mode on here. 😎

Trying this app again - feel free to follow or tag. Looking to expand my feed/TL. Anything but politics. #bluesky #feedthefeed

Nobody rebranded better than “yo-yo dieting” did pivoting to “intermittent fasting” #fasting

Is this thing on? #bluesky #letsgo

“Yo Momma” jokes are evolving.

New to this site, any good recommendations to follow? #whotofollow #goodtimes #bluesky