snarkyparky.bsky.social
All boats rise on the high tide—be the high tide.
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Politics aside - does anyone else find it absolutely insane that an ex heroin addict (10+ yrs) is our * checks notes * HEALTH SECRETARY of the United States??? We truly are living in the strangest of times.
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If you are still alive, it’s never too late to start being a great dad. Step 1 is just being there
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They also call turtlenecks a “Polo neck”— it goes back some years when polo players wore turtlenecks.
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Juuusssttt late enough to screw his fantasy managers out of a playoff spot— but early enough that it still “feels” relevant. Awesome work Davante 🤣
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The bladder hits the wifi and the countdown is on
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Oh thats just the beginning. You’ll start doing this with people, food, shows, everything. The greatest currency in the universe is time. Never waste it
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We’ll be using this from now on:
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This should be so simple - if you don’t pass the audit, future funds are held until you do.
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Sounds like you didn’t really make up
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The famous deconstructed pizza
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This is like saying you root for the referees in sporting events.
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The Oil burns bright
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🤦🏻♂️
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I think a nickname is born here - “Groot”
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Universe *whispers* back “no”
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This level of pettiness is almost admirable
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Joe is an archer in drafts - doesn’t miss.