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I don't really have a personality. I'm just several opossums shoved into a trenchcoat with 30 Rock quotes, Taylor Swift lyrics, and a strong opinion on the Oxford comma.
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His memory will be a blessing.

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I have been sick since the inauguration and at this point it can't be a coincidence.

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Be loud. Keep being loud.

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If you threatened to deport a bishop because they advocated for mercy, you’re not a follower of Jesus Christ.

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Yesterday, ICE raided a business in New Jersey and detained both citizens and non-citizens — without a warrant. They even detained a U.S. military veteran. Nobody is safe.

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TikTok keeps messing with Taylor Swift. First it was correcting searches for "smallest man who ever lived" to "smallest woman". Today it claimed her website was dangerous and wouldn't link. But the Swifties raised hell and pushed back. Be like Swifties 💜

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Isabel Fattal explores how to find a new hobby—and how to deal with the likelihood that you’ll be bad at it at first: theatln.tc/8NeuR3qJ

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Just days after Trump returned to the White House, Instagram is censoring abortion content. This is what Aid Access' account looks like right now - posts about how to get abortion medication has been blurred out.

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read this thread… it’s just jaw-dropping:

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We're not giving up our parks to developers and con men. Get in this fight and help us defend our parks. Follow, retweet and repeat @altyellonatpark.org

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Such losers. No amount of money will fix their personalities.

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TikTok didn't come back. It died and now Suckerberg, Elonia, and Cheeto-Bitch-Baby are wearing it's face. #tiktok #tiktokban

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The Newsroom never got the love it deserved because this is one of the best monologues on TV ever and it was in the FIRST EPISODE youtu.be/fJh9t9h6Wn0

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Facebook informed me that the meme contains false info about billionaires not paying taxes. Markie, are you having big feels about you and your friends being spoken about accurately? #taxbillionaires #fuckmeta

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Check out the People’s March in Washington D.C. today. Definitely looks like the crowd for the protest will be BIGGER than his inauguration crowd!

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Snoop Dogg is performing at the inauguration. The biggest sell-out since Krusty the Clown.

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Letters reveal a decadeslong strategy — starting with targeted programs for needy kids then expanding benefits to all families — by politicians, church officials, and activists who all believe that the separation of church and state is illegitimate. By @alecmac.bsky.social

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Musk and Zuckerberg are finding out that no amount of money will make their personalities tolerable

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🤮🤮🤮

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It happened. TikTok went dark. #tiktokban

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Who made this?! 😂

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"Several well-known, but culturally irrelevant artists" Fixed it.

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Donold says he will rename the “Gulf of Mexico” the “Gulf of America.” Still no plans for eggs or gas.

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Tim Walz just capped prescription copays for Minnesotans at $25. In case Donold wants suggestions for his “concepts of a plan.”

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My entire feed is just our horrifying decent into global fascism with random posts from @weratedogs.com peppered in. I cannot express my gratitude enough for the adorable puppies.

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maybe one of the economics professors from Trump University can explain to me how going to war with Greenland will lower the price of eggs

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BREAKING: The 2nd Circuit just AFFIRMED the sexual abuse verdict against Donald Trump.

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