snobdylan.bsky.social
I used to be a piece of shit
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Quick question: what the hell are you on about
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It’s true, if Pickens had simply teleported to where the ball was thrown, it would’ve been an easy catch
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I can’t even watch a movie without a big glass of wine
And popcorn!
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Okay but lying to cover another cop’s ass also seems like a plus for the LAPD so that doesn’t do it for me
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To be fair, he may have failed the exam simply because he refused to commit any hate crimes or domestic violence.
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He’s never missed a single opportunity to post an unfunny rebuttal to Trump.
“Holy. Fucking. Shit. The orange man is really going down this time”
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TLDR: Yes
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First ad: TK Jeweler’s
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Mark is going to slip on massage oil on the floor and break his neck
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It is indeed tempting to everyone but the players. The season was expanded (2 seasons ago maybe?) from 16 games to 17, and the expectation is that we’ll be at 18 games with 2 bye weeks in the near future.
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The Jaguars are in the midst of spending millions of dollars on a multi year stadium renovation plan. They aren’t moving. NFL is more likely to expand than to move a team right now
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Dave Wiki is eating nothing but burgers because it’s all he can afford
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Rumors circulating that Louis Farrakhan is being named DC
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Was not expecting Orlock to call for the overthrow of capitalism but I embrace it
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Counterpoint: don’t run for elected office at 150 years old
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Yeah also make Scott Stapp commissioner. Dude is a wild card
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If you want to fix you algorithm just watch literally one MrBeast video and you’ll never see anything other than MrBeast recommended to you again.
Probably won’t help on the depression front though
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My tactic is usually just to pretend that the dog at the party is blowing me. That always gets a laugh
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Damn that’s crazy, I thought the low point was requiring a dirty forearm to the head to beat the fucking Jaguars
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That staffer is a national hero. The whole public almost found out that we had a geriatric congressman.
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You actually did say it bro I’ve seen this one a thousand times
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You, bro
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Keep going bro you’re really spitting game rn
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Numerous sources indicating to me that most of the money has already been re-invested in cocaine
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Fuck me, I guess! I voted against these people but unfortunately I committed the crime of existing in a red state!
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Maybe the joke can be that the retail worker is an actual person. That could work
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I CANT KNOW HOW TO HEAR ANYMORE ABOUT SOLITARY CONFINEMENT
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Good point, fuck everyone in red states because I don’t like their elected officials, right?
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“It was really fucked up of you to be mean to the 1 million year old president who is overseeing a genocide and also was so wildly unpopular that he let trump back in the White House”
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Live Jimmy Carter reaction
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Tbf he might have just been doing this as a homage to Joe Biden. Very nice tribute if so
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How is it an indictment of the media landscape that people like to watch content about their favorite artists? He was covering artists that weren’t being covered by other big name music content creators, so he got views. Doesn’t seem like rocket science to me.
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“Honestly he can probably call plays better than me” -Press Taylor
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Yeah it works great for me when I’m like…really tired
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Ok but do we have proof that a real artist can draw a full glass of wine? Perhaps it’s just not possible
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It’s time to admit that the Democratic Party has literally no solutions for fascism and they are a lost cause.
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I think the Saints go with an offensive guy this time around.
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They are easily our best uniform. Our current jerseys are way too plain. The away unis look like a madden default uni
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He just looks super uncomfortable all around. Has been way too jumpy back there, even for him (and that’s saying something lol)
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I don’t know anything about embroidery bro all I know is that the Big Kahuna just smashed a banjo over Crazy Dave’s head