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why did i just get an ad for sunglasses powered by ai. i cant take it anymore

Local conservative CANNOT BELIEVE how high standard is for “socially acceptable”

we should blow up the solar system planet by planet

It happened again

Donald trump has always promised to bring about an age of government transparency. Say what you want about the national security risks of getting your war plans leaked because you were communicating them via Signal, but it doesn’t get more transparent than this.

“One young man sobbed when a guard pushed him to the floor. He said, ‘I’m not a gang member. I’m gay. I’m a barber.’ I believed him. *** He “began to whimper,” as his head was roughly shaved, “folding his hands in prayer as his hair fell.” He “asked for his mother & cried as he was slapped again.”

Been playing a whole lot of Zenless Zone Zero this past month. Great game tbh, 10/10

1. Trump announces tariffs will be starting 2. Stock market plunges 3. Eric Trump tweets out “BUY THE DIP!!!!!!” 4. Trump official leaks that the tariffs might not happen 5. Stock market goes back up ???????????

It's like we're entering a stage of post-MAGA clarity

Birthday today‼️🎉

Am I crazy or do FNAF and Overcooked have really similar gameplay styles

Is it too late for a 2025 bingo card

Had a GREAT Christmas Eve with my family this year! Feeling JOLLY AF!!!!

You don't get the big calculator when you turn your phone sideways anymore

I swear they hold a coup every single presidency over in South Korea. It's a well beloved tradition like Halloween or Christmas over there. Could you imagine if we did this to U.S. presidents? would be interesting times

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Wait, Trump didn’t actually mean the tariff thing? He just kinda said that for fun? Am I hearing this right?

Y’know, now that Gaetz dropped out, Trump needs a new AG. Coincidentally enough, there’s a certain former AG of California who’s gonna be out of a job soon that I think would be the most hilarious pick yet.

The man that fired 80% of twitter employees and is tanking the company has just been hired specifically to fire 80% of the government and tank the country. Thanks guys

I am now predicting Tony Hinchcliffe as Trump’s WH press secretary