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Swish swish motherfucker. AuDHD | alphabet mafia 🏳️‍🌈 | novice egg-chaser 🏉 | scuba diver 🤿 🇵🇸 London, UK. There's probably something funny in the alt text.
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STOP USING GENAI HOLY SHIT

Oh look we're still a medieval fiefdom

Well that's another childhood fear set to rest

It is firmly in the “somebody’s making an active decision to downplay this” territory.

"How does it feel to get arrested at 87 years old? He said "I'm just beginning!"

I've just seen the dude *carrying* a drone in Trump's parade. If only they were somehow... self-propelled

Up next: World UFC champion pulverises toddler

Someone's going to have to explain to me how sending jets aligns with 'urging de-escalation'.

Impressive to have spent $45mn creating a deadly accurate human representation of a meme

It feels so banal to say, but uhhh I don’t think Democrats should “reach across the aisle” to people who quite literally want them dead

Apparently the story in the Guardian about toilet policing in a hitherto safe club is about Koko, a venue which would be as vulnerable to a boycott by musicians as it would be to being sued by GCs. Just a thought.

Either he's decided I'm very grubby or this is a precursor to being turned into dinner

Most of the news is horrifying and this story from Bourton-on-the-Water is no exception. Brace yourselves: a family of eight arrived for a picnic to find that… other people were also having picnics 😱 www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk/whats-on/wha...