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soberishmatt.bsky.social
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Big swing and a miss 🤣🤣🤣
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They’re trying their damn hardest to keep losing elections.
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Promise to not be deported 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 sure pal, like you’ll see a month there, let alone a year.
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You should pray for the rest of the world for us having to put up with who you all voted into office.
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Looks like ass.
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It’s all the anti-geometry lobbyists in DC.
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At least the emotional one isn’t in office… /s
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The little pat. “You’re fine pal, move along, not sure why you’re upset.”
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What did Mamdani say?!
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At least it’s the one type of police not arresting anyone they see like in America 🤷🏼‍♂️
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“You’re”
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Someone wrote it for him and he had to fill in the dollar amount, yet couldn’t even do that properly 😭😭😭
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Cries in Canadian 😭😭😭
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Hit 1600 days last week 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
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Tango and Cash.
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Lazy ppl are the most efficient!
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Laughing in Canadian 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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As a golfing beginner, it gave me so much joy that I went out and played a little on my own 🤣
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I think I’m the only one who finds Tristan very arrogant and pompous.
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But you got a haul back for him…right?
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Sure, or just another Onion headline 🤔
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Thank you!
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There’s a Costco in Manhattan?!
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I thought that was the name of Sylvester Stallone’s reality show.
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FUCK ICE
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UFC is MMA 🤷🏼‍♂️
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I’m so sorry ❤️
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Haven’t seen them since Elon bought Twitter and ruined it.
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I think it’s because America stopped testing their milk for bacteria 😅😅😅
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My favourite sale! Buy one, get none free!
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Love it! Keep going !
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Elon must have so much dirt from Trump’s Twitter DM’s.
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You guys are like the crazy meth lab in the apartment below!
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Cool pic with Jared McCain.
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Daaaaaaaaamn!! Congratulations to the family!! ❤️
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There’s a woman on tiktok whose whole account is, “let’s see how long it actually takes.” To things she’s been procrastinating for years haha. Then times the tasks.
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The tariffs must be high for you to import our smoke, instead of getting your own home grown stuff from Cali. Just realized it sounds like I’m talking about weed.
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Get out of my head.
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Proud of how you use your platform man. Keep making us all better people 🙏🏻
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“And I’ll fucking do it again.”
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I miss the drawings you made on cups you used to post.
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I was about to be so mad thinking that was a hunting pic at the beginning 🤣🤣🤣
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Because of you I have the confidence to wear socks and slides 🙌🏻
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Grow a fucking set, my god.
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I refuse to watch his stuff. He feels like an alien trying to be a human in disguise. He’s reprehensible.
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Never thought I’d be jealous of one of his kids.
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💔
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😂😂😂😂😂
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The Americans that didn’t vote also “didn’t vote for Trump.” And they are the reason this happened.
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And if Dems voted in November, none of this would have happened.