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He/Him. Are we not entertained? Do we not want to burn it to the ground? How do sheep kill a wolf? By drowning it in blood. Accidental cult leader. Here to give leftist propaganda, bad poetry, and unhinged insomnia thoughts.
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I am a hairy man. There's no escaping that. Some men have a happy trail. Some men have a happy highway. I have a happy Costco parking lot and brother, the eggs are on sale and it is PACKED.

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"Fire." He says, tears streaming down his face, as the 11 herbs and spices Designated Survivor of KFC twists his key into the nuclear launch codes.

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What do you mean don't shoot the messenger? He's the only one in shooting distance.

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First Elonald has people in charge of our nukes fired, and now the USDA is trying to un-fire people tasked with protecting us from the bird flu? Each passing day these clowns are in office, we’re less safe.

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hello cis friends this is what people mean by trans genocide if a type of person does not officially exist, then any harm against them cannot be measured or reported this headline change isn't even being caused by an executive order it's simply the NYT editors deciding we don't deserve to exist

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The tree of liberty must be refreshed with the blood of fascists. Rinse and repeat until there are no more fascists and that tree is gonna fucking THRIVE.

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For a long time, international law was almost idealized in German debates, but now something seems to be shifting. HELMUT AUST & HEIKE KRIEGER (@heikekrieger.bsky.social) on a dangerous trend in recent German politics: disregarding international and European law. verfassungsblog.de/once-populis...

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Right through the window

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Burn it the fuck down

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Home is where the Hog is.

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This is action that has purpose.

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I may not be very attractive, but at least I’m also very annoying.

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Anyone who wants to light me on fire, I'll do my best Darth Vader impression but I'll probably thank you if you do it right.

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When you first meet me, I'm a 7. Then you realize I'm a fucking teddy bear and it drops to a 2 unless you piss me off.

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Remember kids: every time you punch a nazi, an angel gets its wings.

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DO I HAVE TO REMIND PEOPLE OF THIS?!?! If you carry water for the orange turd or the techno-Nazi in any way, you are complicit and on my list. If you want off, stand up and walk away from the table. Fascism is not to be tolerated in any way, shape, or form. It is to be crushed by any and all means.

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If you support the Palestinians and it is Israel who should leave Gaza. Show you support.

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I saw and i thought I'd post it here

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Israel's Parliament are outraged at Netanyahu's plan to kill 76 Israeli hostages so he can takeover Gaza.

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This morning, Siri said, "Don't call me Shirley." I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.

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There is a packet of unknown "SAUCE" in our cupboard that has definitely moved three houses at this point. We have forgotten long ago what the "SAUCE" is, what it's for, and where it came from. But the "SAUCE" remains. Watching us. Taunting us. Daring us to open it....

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I saw this and thought it might might help some people if I shared it on here.

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Believe me, I know that's not why you followed me, but I'm still fucking weird

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Me: Only nazis burn books, and what do we burn? Husband: Nazis. Me, in Monty Python voice: And what do we burn aside from nazis? Husband: MORE NAZIS! #deathtowhitesupremacy #resist #npfo #punk

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If you see this, post a robot

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Can't even have gluten free Jesus pieces in this economy

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Half of it is "I'm sorry you lost this extremely obvious argument, you neanderthal," and "Sorry I'm still stuck in this situation."

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TOO REAL

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Buttholes are better than humans. Here's why: - they have a warm and inviting personality - they are great listeners - they have dealt with more shit than you can imagine, but they never try to solve your problems

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