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23. he/they movie enjoyer, pro wrestling critic, eagles fan. strong opinions, no filter. probably laughing at something ridiculous
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ten wrestlers to get to know me cm punk yoshihiro takayama eddie guerrero bull nakano genichiro tenryu hiroshi tanahashi jon moxley bryan danielson toshiaki kawada KENTA

need AEW to offer a commentary free audio track when they move to max because watching that bit of the match with no commentary was actually weirdly enjoyable

darby allin and brody king hours. thank the lord

mariah may not beating the fraudulent allegations anytime soon given how much her feud partners carry her

the hayter and aminata pairing fucks so hard

The feeling will only be restored when Jamie Hayter is the champion again.

• undisputed kingdom melodrama continuing • cole and max feud continuing • kyle isn't in the C2 because he's the next guy up for max to beat

love that it was a major element they tried to sell that darby fucked up the death rider's truck, and they just aired a promo for world's end that shows them all mobbed up in either a new truck or the same one i hate how wishy washy they are on which storytelling consequences are worth caring about

i think 2024 chris jericho is unorinically the worst wrestler in the world. like, an actual talentless vortex that makes everything around him worse. there's nothing engaging about him and he gets zero reactions these days. why is he still holding a belt and booked so strongly, what tf are we doing

this jericho and ishii match is actual fucking dogshit. what the fuck are they doing

THAT'S A REAL WORKER RIGHT THERE

oddly paced but actually somewhat fitting ending to a butt ass boring show. mox v orange was the only thing even close to worth my time

cannot put into words how much jon moxley is pretty much the sole thing keeping my interest in this company alive

oh this is VIOLENT violent. god bless jon moxley, the best wrestler in the world rn

me when i hear that music kick in

Time to Lock The Fuck In

foot stomp through the table after slow paced psychological match #4 in a row on this card

why did AEW pick up ricochet. did it do anything good for them

what if jack perry was gay and instead of “scapegoat” his armband said “faggot”

an absolute failure of a title reign for jack perry, the scapegoat gimmick is fucking dogshit and this guy is fucking done, but my god the people actually fucking care for daniel garcia and rightfully so, he's fucking got IT. #aewfullgear #aew

thank christ jack perry please put the goat costume in the fucking garbage where it belongs

AEW's complete overfocus on melodrama and Wrestling as Cinema is fucking infuriating. and they do it all the time jack perry and daniel garcia can have a good match, i know they can. but greasegoat is greasegoat and garcia has to do this dumb high school theater shit. ugh. fucking christ

so i take a phone call in the middle of the tag match and im rewarded upon return by legwork in a jay white and hangman match, masturbatory ospreay and fletch shenanigans, and another clumsy and underwhelming women's title angle? come on. what are we doing here man

kyle fletcher is so butt ass dude how does anyone seriously see a future for this dork

kyle fletcher gets a new move the announcers state the name of only for ospreay to immediately kick out

ospreay vs fletcher just looks like the Wrestling But Anime Dorklympics

unironically loved that. big boom AJ is a real worker brother

big boom AJ worked punches

QT amped up his stooging by 6000% and immediately became fun to watch, whoda thunk it

costco guys more organically over than half the wrestlers booked on the show tonight. gotta love it

best thing about bluesky is the fact that i can fucking use the mobile app while my phone is charging

2024 kyle maclachlan is like if jeff goldblum moved to silicon valley and was medicated for ADHD

introduce yourself with four albums

300 characters is nice i can rant for way longer about dumb shit now