sodiumbromide.bsky.social
Scientist, Father, Husband, Dungeon Master, Educator, Nerd.
I give myself a perfect 5/7 rating.
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I keep saying Mukwonago has got to go!
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Reno 911?
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During college, someone put up signs that said "Having IT problems? Go to MeAtSpin for assistance!" with official looking headers and everything
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"Buy gifts for the heroes you like! There's like 60 different gifts!
... But you can't give it to them until you go on a date with them. And you can only go on a date once every 3 combat sessions. And I won't tell you who wants Snackbox #2 and who wants Snackbox #7, so you gotta guess and hope."
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Wait, y'all are coping with it? I've just been a shriveled husk of anxiety this whole time
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I say this with adoration:
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If a button fails, then one action cannot be performed.
If the touchscreen fails, then zero actions can be performed.
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What my mother would do is point at the one blank spot and start screaming.
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Wait til you hear about Tim Apple
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So I'm trying to make sure I get this right:
You buy $25 worth of my goods.
I buy $75 worth of your goods.
I am at a $50 trade deficit.
Trump took $50/$75 and said that the "tariff rate" was 66%? So he then halved that to 33%?
This is all just random bullshit! I got $75 worth of stuff!
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I'm a Wisconsin parent struggling to make ends meet. Anything you can do to lower the costs will literally be life-changing for us.
Seeing your resolve on this (and many other) issues is why I will always be proud to have voted for you. Sincerely, thank you.
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I hate how their take-away from their ideals being the same as Hitler's isn't to look inwards and rethink their views, but instead to just loudly say that he can't be bad because they can't be bad.
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I'm always blown away that you have a new fully formed set practically every week. Your material is not just fresh, but fantastically funny and thought-provoking. You're high up on my list of incredible comedians.
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Dont hold out on us. Drop the recipe please
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No officer, I didn't "shoot" him.
I lightly pulled the physical mechanism that fulfilled the necessary energy requirement that initiated combustion behind a projectile that then traversed the distance between us. I barely had anything to do with it.
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You have to face a simple fact: your generation is dying every year. By pushing away the younger generations, you've shoved them to the right. You fucked this up, not us.
Bernie didn't entice the youth with free stuff, he got their adoration by saying "I hear you and I want to work for you."