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I said I wouldn’t but here I am, sigh. Elvis/gin/security 📍Chicago She/her #freshpots Opinions are mine alone, not employers, associations, etc.
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Chicago can’t stop winning, I must report

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**UIC IS GETTING ICE'd TODAY** Even if you are 100% legal, **that doesn't stop ICE from arresting you.** They have already arrested multiple people who were *born here.* You will be targeted based on your name and the color of your skin. STAY AWAY TODAY.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

There’s such a fine line between “I haven't washed my hair in a few days and it's perfect" and "I haven't washed my hair in a few days and I am a disgusting garbage person"

submitted 2 days ago • 10 comments

I’m crying

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

i'm making myself a custom Yeti mug for my trip to cancun this summer and lol the Yeti site won't yet you print the word "abortion" on a mug ("guns" is okay though) but they haven't figured out that in most fonts the number 0 will do you for an "o"

submitted 3 days ago • 13 comments

I’m glad you exist. 🏳️‍⚧️

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

This is such great news, thank you @cisco.com!

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submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

When you wonder why the orange man perists in attacking trans people, immigrants, DEI, etc. this should give you some context.

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

Local h and Wilco and T.Rex, oh my!

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Someone at my party today: "man, there are like 100 hackers in this little bar. Do you think the FBI is watching from outside?" "Oh, nah, the FBI is drinking over there with the IRS and the Air Force, and the rest probably got laid off."

submitted 17 days ago • 4 comments

I haven’t really read the internet in about a week and it was fucking glorious.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

No April foolin’ here! Just a reminder that there are some super secret codes for free tickets so get to guessing and claim one before they’re gone!

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

We don't need April Fools' this year

submitted 23 days ago • 4 comments