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I said I wouldn’t but here I am, sigh. Elvis/gin/security 📍Chicago She/her #freshpots Opinions are mine alone, not employers, associations, etc.
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Hearing “I’ll Be Seeing You” at @musicboxtheatre.bsky.social always warms my heart.

I had Bob Ross on when my family came over earlier. Mom shared that she used to plop me in front of Bob Ross when she had things to do because he lulled me to sleep. She also shared that I loved The French Chef as a kid and often asked to make what Julia was making. This explains so much.

Uggghhhh, this is so gross and disappointing.

I know we talk about this constantly but it is truly one of the greatest mindfucks of my lifetime. as an 80s kid a Nazi was the most unambiguously, nonnegotiably evil thing you could even be ADJACENT TO, like morality for kindergarteners, and now we have to relitigate that shit every day???? ffs

My kingdom for a deep soaking tub and an actual ventilation hood over the stove that vents outside instead of blowing smoke around in my apartment.

And as his plane crashed down, he thought well 'least they fund ICE 🎶

I bet somewhere there's a band made up entirely of IT admins who perform a Genesis parody called Turn It Off, Turn It On Again

Our winters are not for the faint of heart but I sure do love my city.

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Can we please ship Blago to Florida and bar him from returning to Chicago? It’s really only a matter of time before he dashes into the street for attention while jogging and gets killed. I’ve almost taken him out at least half a dozen times, no driver deserves that on their conscience.

I can’t think of any other book that hooked me as fast as this one.

Somebody somewhere Needs flowers tonight

Definitely hope this (or anything else non-m*ta) takes off.

Gentle reminder to get off the rollercoaster from time to time if you are able. Maybe even don't look at the rollercoaster for a bit. Hell, grab a corndog and a slushie. Smoke a J. Don't worry, the rollercoaster will still be there.

EVEN THOUGH WE ARE DEAD AND IN HELL, BEYONCÉ STILL EXISTS

Back when we were roommates, @mattyzaddy.bsky.social used to make me watch Moonstruck a lot and I didn’t appreciate it much then but I’m watching it now and it sure makes me miss him. Also, you still owe me a screening of One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, bud.

Started tearing up in Lush while picking a bath bomb ‘cause the little kid next to me saw the word “diversity” and said to their mom that it was such a powerful word.