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hilarious 20 min SNL "skit" w fatsuit Timotheyeyee Chalamey as Pope Harry Caray, lustily groping Ryne Sandberg (Andy Samberg) in the locker room
TC: TAKE me out to the BALL game [reaches for Andy's crotch]
AS: wow so um no that is just um [breaking character]
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HR bringing Greg Paulus in to train staff on how to flop instead of physically taking a charge, to avoid being flattened by an out of control Fetterman driving to the water cooler where he bricks a layup and crashes into the courtside photographers like a huge bowling ball
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Dolan in there smelling like an old box of damp Omni magazines with breath like scallion cream cheese washed down with a flat can of Tab
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Is Tinx the New JT Leroy? We Asked 20 Assholes What They Think [NYT gift link]
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one of those $69 sweat-inducing athleisure tees with a little hidden tag that says some shit like "CLARITY IS THE NEW SANCTITY" ass vibes
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John Kruk ATE at Met Gala last night [PHOTOS]
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"It was VERY UNFAIR of azcentral web site to call We Built ThiS City 'the worst song ever'! Yet another example of woke fake news and it STOPs under Trump. Starship will from now on be OFFICIALLY America's NUMBER ONE Band. Storms are brewing in my eyes!!:"
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"Wide Feet Billy, the head wound that ended his life in a flop in 1926 now a pleasantly glowing scarlet flower at his left temple, enigmatically beckoned to Francis from a shadowed corner in the train car." — Ironweed, 1983
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i'm only pro-natalist in the sense that i support there being more children with rock-solid names like Jim Plunkett or Mike Aldrete
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Balls Health Summit 2025 to take place in Dusseldorf and feature a Power Point keynote by Udo Dirkschneider
"There are, as we know, 'Losers and Winners' when it comes to testicular health, ja?"
[RFK, seated behind Udo, smiles politely like a Mona Lisa made of Slim Jim skin]
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dance like you're on the midday shift at Buns and Roses in downtown Mpls and having to compete for attention with the surprisingly solid lunch buffet they would do
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OR! using a Nazi-enabling blog site to post tedious interviews about deadly dull prestige tv goings-on might be a subtle troll, condemning the drearily basic 'omg did u see white lotus et al last nite??' shitlibs who are complicit in the destruction of real Art just as much as the MAGA fascists?
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me and the boyos checkin our 401ks
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