sonuvalich.bsky.social
Bad Place refugee. Lots to say but no audience. Cynically optimistic and perpetually sarcastic.
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These are unserious people with meaningless opinions and we should ignore them accordingly.
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Enemies are like Pokémon.
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Atttaaaaack of the killer tomatoes!
youtu.be/sNfLnRHpVjY?...
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We should see if we can get them drinking raw water next. Darwin take the wheel!
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I stop the application at that point. If you're going to give me that much pointless busy work as an applicant, I have to imagine you'll do it even harder if I'm your employee.
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Is it weird that as soon as I saw that, "Trip Like I Do" started playing in my head?
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At least one more time.
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The silver lining is that now when my chemistry students ask me, "When am I ever going to use this in the real world?" I have an answer!
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Is this man actually a horseman of the apocalypse?
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Strong Alan Tudyk as Clayface vibes in the line delivery.
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Rooting for the bronteroc.
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We expected AI to kill us all with terminators or nuclear launches, but it turns out it just enabled us to stupid ourselves to death.
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Disney should immediately remove Elon's cameo in Iron Man 2 as retaliation.
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Was it the best of times? Yes it was! Yes it was!
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Finally, a pizza place that understands the proper surface coverage I want when I order a pepperoni pizza.
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I bet those terms and conditions got some mighty fine print.
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I like how he had to put a conditional on "never physically hurt anyone" like he knows what a toxic dumpster fire he is to everyone mentally and emotionally and financially but it's cool because he and Zuck never had that slap fight.
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How is that not a quote from the Onion? If he's actually tweeting buzzword salads like that, then his brain is now fully cooked.
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You're a hypocrite for saying anything is performative after the 180 you pulled.
You're a coward for not having the balls to do the right thing just because it's difficult, too.
In short, you suck.
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After 3 hours, the mortician simply gave up on trying to get the smile off his face and moved on.
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What if...we just didn't pay our taxes this year? Can we just not fund all this fascist nonsense? Will the IRS even exist by the time DOGE is done burning everything down?
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To them I say:
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I heard that on the rare occasion that the launch is a success, they eat the dog and monkey to celebrate after the rocket touches back down.
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Deep cut.
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Where have I seen that face before...
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Imagine getting dragged like that by a guy in a bowtie?
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Can't believe people are ride or die for this inarticulate lying manbaby fuckwit.
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You just have to up your efficency.
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I always thought Death has to be a super busy dude and could easily just kill all these people with aneurysms or something, so why does he make all these elaborate Home Alone traps to kill these kids?
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Death to the spiders.
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Getting an impacted colon to own the libs.
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This is like a modern retelling of Escape(The Piña Colada Song) and I'm in.
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Neil deGrasse Tyson: "If you stop and consider the rate of change instead of the current amount of daylight, you'll see the days get longer and warmer during the winter."
Me, weathering another New England winter: "Oh that's interesting"
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So that eventually the company can make you pay a small microtransaction each time you want to brew a pot.
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Link realizing he's a brainwashed killing machine brought out of hibernation any time a threat to the royal family's rule arises.
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That's a great way to refer to the post-pizza heartburn: "Uh oh, looks like the phoenix is rising!"
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Dang, if that's how statistics works then I should play the lottery immediately.
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What a Dreddful thing to say. You're Doomed.
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I drink two teas in the morning, I drink two teas at night.
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Shane out here dodging being associated with this debacle.
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Feels like a Rage Against the Machine song.
"Now you're out a CTRL! Now you do what they tell ya!"
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Maybe if they didn't expect you to have an MSCS to install the game or God forbid play modded then maybe I wouldn't have to teach my 7 year old fun new words to share at school.
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That is some Mythbusters shit.