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Nonbinary Dad; Midlife Scamp; Sisyphean Launderer Increasingly here for the ratposting Location: E17 or thereabouts Pronouns: he/they/whatever 🖤💜🤍💛
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Oh yes, Homer’s famous “Tes Thdpssssps.” 👍🏻

@theculprit.bsky.social

None of the people in this exchange understand IQ tests in the slightest

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The thing with Gary Neville that has been abundantly clear for a long time is that he’s a busy guy and he just doesn’t watch football anymore. The only games he watches are the ones he works on, which is why he transitioned to lazy, narrative based analysis. He should hire a researcher.

If you drew this event as a satirical political cartoon, people would say "oh come on, that's too on the nose."

Distant town.

Totoro no Mori. My piece for @spoke-art.com’s 2018 Ghibli-themed tribute show “Miyazaki in Los Angeles”. Watercolour.

Live your life in such a way as to avoid the debate following your media appearances being whether it's more appropriate to compare you to Chamberlain or Mosley.

did a little Valentines gift: life size Van Gogh's Almond Blossoms:

object permanence n.29 (twister in the sun) object permanence n. 22 (twister in front of the shed)

#science #valentines

it has been said before but one problem is that when some people say 'the economy' they're talking about poor people affording food and housing, & when some other people say 'the economy' they're referring to a chart of how happy rich people are

ʟᴏᴠᴇᴄᴀᴛ//ʟᴏᴠᴇʀᴀᴛ

Breaking: Newport takes back control

Happy 85th Birthday Tom and Jerry

A lot of Elong Must fans like to cite his previous successes as reasons he can't be criticised. This is the doctrine of PayPal Infallibility.

Another big wave of new Bluesky..ers?? Anyway, hey new people, thanks for following! I'm Chris, an artist from the UK. 👋

Repost Fromager - Know your Cheese (Tag yourself, I am Époisses)

The only thing you ever need to read about Cummings is the @vizcomic.bsky.social cartoon. Perfect encapsulation of his character and work.

The ‘Narrator About To Ruin Your Audiobook’ Talent Agency

Furiosa Commission Ink and traditional Screen Tones

A thread of sci-fi and fantasy props, as suggested by the lovely folks of Bsky. Raktajino mug.

Made the boys a Slap-Up Feast, Beano-style

The King’s brother

Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.

I do not want to sign in with Google. I do not consent to cookies. I object to "Legitimate" Interests. I do not want your newsletter. I will not switch off my ad blocker. I do not want notifications. I don't care about your special offer. I do not want to subscribe. I do not want to use your app.

Beautiful

Number 1, Baby

By popular demand! ‘Riding Fruity’ is now available on shirts, stickers, totes and lots more! Support independent artists!! www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1683...

The comic that upset the nazi? Im glad you asked.

We've launched a new version of the Rainbow NHS Badge! Info here :) bsky.app/profile/drmi...

Normal people: You should ban child torture Labour Party: Well, we met some people from the How to Torture Your Child Discord and they said a ban would actually be *more* harmful Centrists: Truly this is a complex issue 🤔 There are no easy answers 😞

Groundhog. #art #GroundhogDay

Today is Retraction Day, when we observe the anniversary of the retraction (Feb. 2, 2010) of the fraudulent paper that purported to show a link between vaccines and autism. 🧪#medsky

That Ecclesiastes guy went hard with this one (Ecclesiastes 4:1-3, NIV)