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Boltonian in London. Garlic bread! ✨ SILLY POEMS AND SKETCHES: https://sophlouisehall.medium.com SUBSTACK ABOUT BEST BITS OF POP SONGS: https://sophiehall.substack.com
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Taking down Amazon slowly but surely with continuous 50% off Audible 3-month trials

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All of my defenders in FPL this week

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No. No I have not joined the queue for croissant butter

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“I just wanna say trans people are beautiful. We are never going to stop existing. I’m never gonna stop being trans, a letter on a passport can’t change that, and fuck this administration.”

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So much BHS office-casualwear on #totp2 tonight

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Gym instructors should only say when there's 5 seconds of a workout left, not 20 seconds. 20 seconds during exercise is 35 years

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Can't wait to watch the 10 episode origin story of Oddjob: The College Years

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God in the Ten Commandments is like 1. Don’t do affairs 2. Don’t steal 3. Don’t kill obv 4. Don’t make any jokes about my name 😔

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Did they not think to make Teams better first or

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The umbrella cover once you take it off for the first time

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How I feel when I put make-up back on after a really long time

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Love to watch The White Lotus and go ‘what is their *deal*’ every five minutes

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Making tentative steps to become a homeowner and yknow what this country just fucken sucks

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Feel like the Gen Zs just make up internet phrases sometimes to trick the Millennials. What do you mean they 'reheated their nachos'

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always very exciting to have a different Can of Drink in the house. A 7 Up Zero instead of a Diet Coke? Get outta town!

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Companies mailing me that their prices are going up, due to market pressures outside their control. Going to start emailing them all back informing them that since all work pays less now, due to market pressures outside my control, I will be adjusting my payments downwards accordingly.

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yknow what, if people win the lottery, just don't tell me about it. I don't wanna know. Let's keep that shit incognito

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They had their own wall! A little Bafta wall!

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The guy who composed The Brutalist score was the lead singer of Cajun Dance Party?!?! OK!

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Me: oooh the conclave hive is eating tonight! A normal person with a life: wtf are you talking about

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the key to success on bluesky is to assume every post was written for you specifically and then reply with helpful corrections when they get something wrong

submitted 8 days ago • 11 comments

Love to cosplay as a rich person and follow Wolf & Badger on Instagram without the intention of ever buying anything ever because a jumper is always 200 pounds

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This was the beginning of Enshittification

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They should do a Valentines Day for haters

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Roses are red, Snow's white like a dove,

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Who knew that 'a sunny day' could be the saviour to all my problems

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The best bit of any book ever is when the characters are just hanging out chatting shit

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Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off

submitted 10 days ago • 4 comments

Rightmove is like 'stunning & cosy abode in London, perfect for a professional couple' and then the property will be like

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