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sosogamer.bsky.social
My cats don’t know I talk about them on the internet.
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It doesn’t matter how many loads of laundry you’ve done today or how many places you’ve looked for dirty clothes, there’s still more laundry to be washed somewhere in your house.

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We all know Pride and Prejudice (2005) isn’t the closest adaptation to the book, but after watching Mr. Darcy stride through the mist at dawn to reaffirm his love for Elizabeth… do we really care?

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If I had a nickel for every time a strange cat walked into my house after opening my front door in the last two weeks, I’ve had three nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it’s happened three times.

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My first completed illustration of the year is a follow up to one of my most popular illustrations (linked below). This new one is titled "Fealty." 😁

submitted 57 days ago • 192 comments

My friend took me to a Whole Foods today and I took a video of the cheese section to send to my husband. I can clearly be heard saying, “Oh, boy! Wouldya look at that?” in it. I’m officially my parents.

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sophie and calcifer 💫🔥

submitted 77 days ago • 19 comments

My cat acts like a playable character in a stealth game every time my dog wants into the room.

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Town with an Ocean View Some kiki's delivery service fanart #ghibli

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If I’m ever elected president, I will make a law that says service workers are allowed to fight one customer of their choice a year.

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aquarium security noticing my bump: How far along are you? me: Excuse me?! octopus under my shirt: *jabs gun in my side a little harder* me: OW, I MEAN 5 MONTHS!

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Me, on my fourth cup of coffee: This will fix everything.

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Shoutout to my neighbors who almost watched me die from an asthma attack chasing my escaped dog down: I lived, bitch.

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dismantled gbc #nintendo #art #90s

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I can’t find a director’s cut of The Handmaiden in a region A blu-ray ANYWHERE. I’m seriously about to McFrickin’ lose it.

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💫 Sophie and Calcifer 💫

submitted 88 days ago • 28 comments

Me @ my guests: Sorry, you have to sit on the floor today. All the chairs in my house are already occupied.

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Having a BFF you’ve known since you were both 13/14 is great because there’s so many more people you guys can gossip about.

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*finds cat and kisses her forehead* love you *finds dog and kisses his forehead* love you *finds other cat and kisses her forehead* love you *finds cat and kisses her forehead* love you *finds dog and kisses his forehead* love you *finds other cat and kisses her forehead* love you *finds cat and kis

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My senior cat keeps trying to get up on the dining room table. She’s never done this before. Does she just like being tall??

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Vampire Survivors is dope. This lil nun is my favorite.

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So tired… but Vampire Survivors is so fun…

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Me @ my baby: Soooooo… are you, like, Team Edward or Team Jacob?

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Got the baby to take her first nap at 3pm after hours of tears and screaming and now I’m afraid to move in case she can sense the movement like a velociraptor and start up again

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It’s been just over a year since my husband called me on Thanksgiving saying he was bringing a dog home from work and suddenly making a dog owner. Aside from stealing my heated blanket, he’s the goodest boy.

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*showing people pictures of my baby at work and accidentally swiping to a picture of my cat in a wig* whoops

submitted 93 days ago • 1 comment

My cat, seeing me cuddle with another cat: This girl is the nastiest skank bitch I have ever met. DO NOT TRUST HER. She is a fugly slut!

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I thought I was buying a heated blanket for myself, but turns out I was buying it for the dog and one of the cats. I get a one by one foot square of it.

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Marriage is sitting around drinking coffee debating what stage of ripeness is optimal for eating a banana.

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My senior cat hit a certain age and just went, “Fuck it. I don’t need to bury my shits anymore.” And, honestly, I respect her for that.

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